He did fuck a couch, right?
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DO NOT PASS IT ON Chlamydia is very serious and should not be spread
I applaud his decision to cure his syphilis with homeopathy
Yeah infected mascara can do that i guess
I don't get it. I think you're supposed to make something up, right?
Only a dirty couch crammer would do something like that.
I mean, how else are you going to get the media to pay attention?
Lots of good people are saying he runs a betta fish fighting ring. They also say that he eats the losers on his couch after he has sex with it. I will always believe lots of good people over the lamestream media.
The fish or the couch?
Yes.
The clap is gonorrhea and not syphilis. Just fyi.
I heard he has both, pass it on
I know but there's no cool nickname for syphilis sadly.
The Pox, The Great Imitator, or Bad Blood not cool names anymore?
The French disease, the Italian disease, the Spanish disease… Wherever your country thinks people are a bit too loose and foreign you can blame syphilis on them.
The pox can mean a few things now though.
Yeah but syphilis is the great pox(la gross verole) so it's really got this covered.
Bad blood has some seriously fucked up connotations that I wouldn't use it personally.
Band-aids don't fix bullet holes.
how many are you using? that might be your problem there
Neil Sedaka would concur
I need to talk about JD Vance's appearance, "so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people". This guy looks like what you get after messing around with the character creator in The Sims 3.
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I didn't know you could get that from a couch?
Apparently he's not the only person who goes around fucking couches.
Dude has such a hate boner for migrants. He's even willing to abuse them.
Like his wife. And his kids.
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That fucking eyeliner
Ok, for real, is he actually wearing eyeliner or does he just have the most emo possible natural eyelashes?
Most people you see on camera will have some level of makeup on, however I hear he likes to do his eyeliner himself. (I can only confirm the part before the coma though)
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No surprise he’s fine with make up
Midwest emo, JD Vance.
don't you put that evil on us
It's a music genre btw
I don’t know any bands of the genre but as someone damned to Ohio it tracks
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I wish syphilis would explain our descent into right wing fever dreams.
But the real answer is rage farming engagement in an attention economy where the relative values of attention and persuasion are highly inverted and self selecting on a global but personal scale do nothing to challenge the viewpoints of the socially myopic.
I’ve encountered more cases of syphilis in the last 2 yrs than across the span of the last 20yrs. So, maybe.
Someone comes in with “altered mental status” and we were reaching for answers, to find the cause, so test, and find syphilis. So now we test more for this thing we rarely tested for and find more syphilis.
https://www.npr.org/2024/01/31/1228195107/syphilis-cases-soar-in-us-cdc-says
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