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turned them into their final form! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

Brother, we sell them in every 7/11 in the US and we pack them with cheese. They are mass produced turds.

As sources say Trump could deport undocumented Chinese first, Asian American groups rush to prep in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

if she’s married to a US citizen then she isn’t undocumented

Untrue. It depends on how long you were out of status and what sort of status you had in the first place. If you never had a visa in the first place you really are shit out of luck and can only apply for a green card after you self deport (which may get you a 10 year ban on reentry after you so it or if you've entered the country illegally more than once you get a lifetime ban with no possibility of appeal even if you're married to an American citizen and have American citizen children with them).

https://www.boundless.com/faqs/overstayed-visa-marriage-consequences/

https://www.uscis.gov/sites/default/files/document/guides/A2en.pdf

As sources say Trump could deport undocumented Chinese first, Asian American groups rush to prep in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Correct, he's going to revoke both his own and his kid's citizenship.

One person dies, dozens sickened after eating carrots contaminated with E. coli in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Who cooks baby carrots?

One person dies, dozens sickened after eating carrots contaminated with E. coli in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, they were organic alright. All natural shit fertilizer.

Three-quarters of U.S. adults are now overweight or obese in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

5 lbs is literally just a hydration and glycogen difference. You tend to have about 5 lbs of glycogen of which each pound is holding 2 lbs of water so 5 lbs is within normal fluctuations. Carb and fat profile of diet and a lack of gluconeogenesis can have you eat the same amount of calories while "losing" weight. Additionally, the amount of salt that you retain from your food can have a significant difference. If you're going from a high salt diet to a low one, you could expect to lose water weight.

Kool aid rule in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

One way or another, testosterone or it's analogues are the best excuses for the reason someone becomes convinced they should jump through a wall and giving them enough strength to actually do it.

Migrants hope Trump mass deportations only 'for criminals' in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

The fun part is, it's not actually a crime. That's why they use immigration judges and not criminal ones.

Dentist the Menace in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Listen, if all you're doing is extractions all you need is a spike, a hammer, some pilers, some elbow grease and a strong stomach.

Edit: turns out he did go to dental school though

Would you like to donate a dollar? in c/[email protected]
Can't install app because it isn't "certified" by the government in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

People's Republic of the Clown.

Neuralink in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you primarily engage in typos versus ideas I don't particularly consider you worth discussing anything with anyway.

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Better prep, Agent of Chaos's Ban Expires Tomorrow (lemmy.world)
 

@[email protected]

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When shitposting becomes constiposting (lemmy.world)
 

https://lemmy.world/modlog/1994?page=1&userId=92793

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Center-left in US sees a lesson in British election results (www.politico.com)
 

A center-left group in the U.S. sees a valuable lesson in the landslide victory of Britain’s Labour Party after nearly 15 years in the political wilderness.

The centrist Democrat think tank Third Way argues in a memo obtained Friday by POLITICO that Labour’s sweeping win shows that “centrism wins elections” and can undercut right-wing populism by appealing to the broadest segment of the population with a credible platform.

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TIL sailing ships commonly moved around without wind by warping (en.m.wikipedia.org)
 

Warping is throwing an anchor either manually for a small ship or by rowing the anchor out and dropping it farther away for a larger ship. Then the ship would reel it to change position. Good for maneuvering in harbor. Etymologically related to "throwing" and essentially threading a needle across the sea.

Warp factor get you asses in the rowboat. Engage.

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Modi loses ground in parliament, but his Hindu nationalist policies are here to stay (thehill.com)
 

For the first time since Prime Minister Narendra Modi’s Bharatiya Janata Party swept to power in 2014, the party did not secure a majority on its own in 2024 national election. But the prime minister’s coalition is still expected to run the country for another five years.

Modi’s allies generally support pro-Hindu legislation, but making new policies could be complicated by coalition politics and a slimmer majority.

Despite a setback, many of the Hindu nationalist policies he’s instituted over the last 10 years remain locked in place

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How the House revived the TikTok ban bill before most of us noticed (www.theverge.com)
 

Interesting to note here: getting preteens to confusedly call Congress with threats of self harm and questions like "what is Congress" with a push notification is not the best plan

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Biden on hot mic: ‘Come-to-Jesus meeting’ with Netanyahu on the way (thehill.com)
 

President Biden told a Democratic lawmaker and members of his Cabinet after the State of the Union address that he told Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu that they will need to have a “come-to-Jesus meeting.”

Biden’s comments, captured on a hot mic as he spoke with Sen. Michael Bennet (D-Colo.) on the floor of the House chamber, came after Bennet congratulated the commander in chief on his speech and pressed him to keep pressure on Netanyahu over increasing humanitarian issues in Gaza.

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