TransplantedSconie

Oh, the Mariana Trench State? That shit is ^deep.

His face is like if Nixon and Jack Nicholson had a mutant bastard child who lives off coke, botox, and shame.

What a mess.

It's my sister-in-law and I who practically eat the whole dish, lol.

Now I'm hungry lol

keeps firing rockets

WHAT'S THAT? I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF THESE KICKASS ROCKETS WE ARE SENDING INTO RUSSIA. ALSO, TELL JOE THANKS FOR THEM BECAUSE WE FIGURED OUT HOW TO MAKE THEM. NOW WE ARE MAKING OUR OWN. COOL YEAH?

Totes for REALS this time, man! We will go fucking ape on your ass!

Uruk-hai in high command whispering to ork:

^^Demetri, ^^they ^^like ^^work...right?

You guys pull this off, and we will throw you a super soft party when we get our shit together. Don't know when that will be, but we will try our damnest.

Nah. We get RFK Jr. and his worm eaten brain to get us out of this

Dr. Oz is in charge of killing the elderly.

Green bean casserole.

I was grossed out as a kid, but that stuff is the bomb.

Well.....we doing The Stand now, guys?

Guess I picked the wrong year to stop sniffing glue

Blyat the fat!

Can he end it? Probably not.

Can he sweep up US citizens in his quest to destroy our economy, food supply, and housing?

Absolutely

Like everything else, the money for this will be spent on orgy-yachts for the Uruk-hai.