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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 minute ago

Why didn't my parents tell me they took us all back to 1977 in a time machine?!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 minutes ago

Not sure if this counts

[–] [email protected] 1 points 33 minutes ago

No frackle here. Does this mean I have been lied to and are actually much younger?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 46 minutes ago

Born in 90's freckle confirmed

[–] [email protected] 4 points 59 minutes ago* (last edited 54 minutes ago)

Why do you gather us like this bröther?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

This is blowing my mind. I have one in the EXACT SAME spot.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

(looks at arms)

Now listen here you little shit!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

I dont have it, Im black, I got one on my bicep tho!!!

Can I join the club now??

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Born way later and have it too

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Dont you guys remember? We were all there. That's where they put the bees in.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 hours ago

What the fuck

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago

Mine has a double triangle, I am the triforce

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 hours ago

ITT: .world’s image hosting costs are doubled

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

'85 and I don't have this freckle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 58 minutes ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

Interloper!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago

Son of a bitch...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Probability of a freckle on any limb is going to increase with age. I'm 4/4, maybe 8/8 if you count both sides of each limb. So yeah, pretty good chance that others born before 1990 are going to have a freckle there.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, 1998 is when the aliens began switching to a new implant technology that does not leave a mark.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I have one and was born after 98 though. Why would they use old thech on me? Am I really that unimportant on them?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 30 minutes ago

It was a slower roll out, y'know logistics and all. Can't just snap your fingers and upgrade hardware on saucers in other solar systems, even for them! Had to install them when the saucers went back to the shop for the regular service checks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

That is a question for them. I would contact them on the communicator stored in the drain to your kitchen sink.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

I fucking do!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

My brother in christ

[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago

HOW IN THE FUCK

[–] [email protected] 11 points 13 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Wrong arm, but do we count it?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago

You can't fool me, that's a right arm!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

Checking in from uk

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