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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

OMG 😳

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

The roof is on fire cause she's burnin' it down.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Hey look it's Taylor Swift's squid

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Taylor Swift was 11 years old when that happened

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I stood and watched the first tower fall. One of my brothers was in 5 World Trade, another in 7 World Trade. They're both still alive, but saw people jump. I get it's been a long time, and people should be able to make memes like this. To this day, I still can't watch any shows or TV shows even remotely related to the towers falling. This definitely still affects people.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm the same way about the 89 quake. I was in it. I don't think I will ever think the jokes are funny. It's just too close to home.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Shake shake shake.......shake shake shske.....shake your booty! Shake your booty!!!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams. But Taylor can.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Her carbon footprint melted my heart fo' sho'

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

She uses her cool voice to sing a warm island song and melt their icy hearts!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

The only time this meme has ever been funny.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

The natural evolution of these memes.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

Is that her perfomance of wrecking plane with miley cyrus?

[–] [email protected] 133 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Mr. President, a second Taylor Swift is on the way to the 60th floor

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

"Sir, a second meme has hit the twin towers"

[–] [email protected] 51 points 9 months ago (1 children)

See this is why she doesn't want us tracking the jet.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 90 points 9 months ago

This will be a nice, chill thread

[–] [email protected] 67 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Fun fact Taylor was 11 years old when this picture was taken.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Damn even as a kid she used her plane to get everywhere?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Probably. Her father is rich.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I was at work. Get off my lawn.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I wasn't AT work, but I would have been if the attack was 4 hours later.

They called off my work that day.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I had just dropped my son off at daycare. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Ah, there's an interesting story behind that nickel…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You're already aging yourself with the Simpsons reference!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I thought having dropped my son off at daycare sufficiently aged me. That part was true.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

And I was 1

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

And a nickel in the bear

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