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Itt: people with Misophonia.
nuclear samyang buldak (spicy noodles).
they have to eat it japanese style where they have to slurp. i think the sounds would be too tempting asmr.
Ice cubes. From a cup. That they are shaking periodically between sips/bites.
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I'm torn between "no teeth (just gums) and a mouth stuffed with chocolate pudding (specifically the one that many American buffet restaurants use)" and "crunching jagged jawbreakers (or rocks)"
I'm so deaf I could sit in a room full of large, sweaty men slurping chicken off drumsticks while making open-mouthed, gruntled dad noises with every gasping breath, and it wouldn't bother me in the slightest. Well, other than such a room existing, that is.
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I have a condition called misophonia. Just kill me instead. Please.
You're afraid of Japanese soup?
Fake Japanese soup specifically
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Peanuts
Bananas.
Ramen. And they are slurping like an 85 year old man who hasn't had to care in 6 decades.
It's polite to slurp it.
I know the cultural context and respect it as different from my own.
But it will never stop being viscerally disgusting to my personal sensibilities.
Every time I just suck it up. Pun intended.
Back in the day, a girlfriend of mine eating fries and mayo. She is a professor at Leuven University now, very smart mind, sweet and handsome...but you wouldn't take her out to the snackbar because she would eat like a hungry pig.
....m..mayo?
It's a Dutch thing..."patatje mayo".
And Belgian!
Belgian thick fresh cut twice fried fries and Belgian mayo, better than anything we Dutch serve in our snackbar
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Ribs. It's ribs.
Ice cubes
Deez nuts
We have a winner.
Oysters
My ex-MIL has TMJ and chews with her mouth open so I’d say her eating kettle chips, jaw clicking with every bite.
Torture? My genitals and not in a fun way.
My dad eating cereal. Every spoonful was slurped loudly.
My stepdad would eat bananas with his mouth wide open as he chewed. And he'd chew each bite for a solid minute before swallowing. Even though it's a banana and you can literally just mash it agains the roof of your mouth with your tongue. He would do this as he was driving, so I think he'd just get distracted and forget that he was still chewing food. But it made every ride to school in the morning an absolute living hell.
So I'm gonna go with bananas.
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CRAB!
My hubs loves them so I get to sit across the table and listen as he brutally cracks open his food.
You know what they do with the legs, yeah?
Does homeboy not know about crabcakes? All the taste, none of the pain in the ass and paying for the privilege of preparing your own food. Just get them somewhere that doesn't use filler.
apples
dim sum and they have a clicky jaw
My captor must have had experience working help desk. I've endured people eating chips and sandwiches, chewing gum, and sniffling with stopped up sinuses right in my ear, while trying to focus on fixing their computer.
Glass.
For me, it’s corn on the cob.
Man, I dunno if I really want to explore this rabbit hole, but I'm sure that there's much-less-tolerable stuff out there. Say, live mice or something.
I was honestly envisioning foods that people eat normally, that might sound disgusting. But I don't want to be too restrictive of answers now.
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Cottage cheese with nuts in it.
Those asmr mukbang videos. I can't stand asmr sounds in general, eating makes it worse
I work in film post-production. One time, my team needed audio of people eating, so our sound guy recorded us eating our lunch with a really sensitive mic. When I was editing the audio in, it was really gross at first, but I got used to it pretty quickly.
The thing that still haunts me is the really subtle sound of forks hitting teeth. shutters
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My wife.