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The start of the headline lured me in for the biggest WTF moment I've had in ages. I'll be sweating bullets the next time I see something about a former model/Miss-Wherever
They quoted the word "pureed" which means there was butter and potato starch involved
That's better. I was afraid he was just gonna chop her up. But having her as some portion of a meal... So much better.
Protein, carbs and fat, you need all three in the right amounts for a healthy diet!
And it was a hand blender even. Wow
Wow is right. That man probably voided his warranty if he blended her feet.
What the fuck bros
This story is wild to read, how do you purée someone and still find a body and determine they were strangled?
I mean, considering how some of them can struggle with ice cubes, you'd need one hell of a (consumer grade) blender to effectively get rid of a body
Did he drink her?
That is the question
"the ruling from the court held Ms Joksimovic was strangled to death."
CSI Switzerland must be fucking wizards, man.
Or they got a confession, I guess.
Poor girl...
This is the most psychopathic thing I have seen in quite some time. wtf
Yeah I didn't need to read this headline as soon as I woke up
Because what sane person, who upon walking into their home and finding a loved one unconscious (or even worse :dead:) doesn’t reach for their blender.
Amiright, guys??
BZ Basel also said Thomas was arrested the day after Ms Joksimovic's body was found, and initially told investigators he had found her dead and dismembered her body in their laundry room in panic.
Let those who have not dismembered a family member in a panic with a jigsaw and garden shears before dissolving their pulped body in a bath of acid throw the first stone.
There's a documentary on Hulu I highly recommend called The Jinx, about multimillionaire serial killer Robert Durst. One of my favorite lines from him is "I did not kill my best friend, but I did dismember him".
His family owns like half of NYC. Someone I know used to work directly under them and can confirm the batshit runs down the whole family tree.
No spoilers, but the very end of that series is absolutely insane. Up there with "Icarus" or "An Honest Liar" as great documentaries that end up having a completely unpredictable twist that changes the trajectory of the film completely.
When you put it like that... Maybe we shouldn't be so quick to judge.
It was self defense, after all, and one can never be too safe.
Woman must have been an antideluvian vampire to require such extreme measures.
In Florida this man would be a hero.
That’s an episode of “Will It Blend?” I didn’t think we’d ever get in real life.
You're terrible, even by my standards, which are impressively low
I like to treat every standard like a limbo bar and see how much lower I can go.
gross.
It's one of could have gone my entire life without knowing was a possibility.
What brand was this blender? I would like to know, not because I have any former models that need blending, but because that thing must've been a tank
I mean they found a body so I assume it wasn't that great
The Swiss make some great precision machinery, I bet it was a Swiss brand.