I see you've found Abe Lincoln's pre-electricity attempt at an Instagram account... or is that his OnlyFans?
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His pre instagram advertising his proto onlyfans
His thumb in his pants. I feel like I've seen Abe (not shirtless) posing this way before. It looks familiar.
Or it's just because I dated a guy that would lean back like that.
Im getting some david bowie vibes
I honestly thought it was David Tennant, sporting his David Ten-inch
And a trace of Michelangelo's David
Schmidt proven right
Mike Schmidt? Phillies HoF 3b, 3x MVP?
One of favorite t-shirts is my "Schmidt Happens" shirt, with the white nose and glasses.
New Girl S2E6. I wanted so badly to include a photo but couldn't find one.
Fine
For the record, it’s a great clip from It’s Always Sunny … featuring some Phillies baseball players from yesteryear
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-_S0cWsFGb/?igsh=MWNzNzkxNDJtejNldQ==
Well now I'm embarrassed I didn't catch the Sunny reference! Oh no, time for a rewatch....
We have historical Records where Abe describes himself as 'Ugly', this statue seems historically inaccurate.
This the youngest picture of him I could find. He's 37 or 38. Obviously he'd look different in high-def, but he doesn't look so bad:
It looks like he could take a watermelon in each hand and crush them
He's attractive and sexy, but not hot or pretty.
If that even makes sense.
Daniel Craig makes a cameo on What We Do In the Shadows
If social media has taught me anything, it's that incredibly sexy people find themselves ugly all the time.
Best part of being a guy is you can be so ugly you actually start being somewhat attractive. Like Williem Dafoe. A huge dong helps too. Like Willie Da...I mean Williem Dafoe.
But you can't go too far or you'll enter the Buscemi zone
Or Adam driver, who disproves every theory about facial symettry.
It's Willem, dammit!
Birth certificate says William. Card says moops
Crotch says Willie
Stupid sexy Lincoln
Babe Lincoln
So we're all just going to ignore the massive penis?
Rocky & rock hard.
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