Cort

Yeah they only wanted the top 10% of the top 10%

Lol hotwheels have a locked diff

My money is on avoiding a costly divorce

Nah, just like a normal centaur but with long spindly giraffe legs

OH! I see, now. The one I usually ride on has separated/raised bike paths in those areas which shortens the distance you have to cross

But that right turn would mean driving in the wrong direction. See the arrows? Diverging diamond intersections Force traffic to drive on the left side of the road instead of the right.

blight of immigrants

Can't tell if typo or . . .

I don't think the registration requirement is questionable. If the city needs to check for a gas or water main or sewage leak they're going to want to know if they're going to run into any wild animals. Also, if they're not registered, how will they check with your vet to make sure ongoing/regular vaccinations are given (if/when required).

How else are they going to create a class of untermenschen

And another 40,000 that'll scald your dick with pipping hot ramen if you try something like that.

Make sure you know which kind you're about to use, as the odds are not in your favor.

I don't know when the goal post got moved

January 22nd 2017. When Kellyanne Conway used the term "alternative facts"

Nah, I could never get my palantir to inhale