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The rule could be anything, as funny or as serious as you want. The universe will progress in a similar way that it has up until this point, unless your changed rule prevented it from doing so.

Some examples might be:

  • The invention of currency is not allowed.
  • Iron is slightly less stable.
  • The Ancient Greeks are able to cultivate Silphium, which does not go extinct now.
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[–] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 1 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Nothing is explosively combustible. Gunpowder is inert, oil is just a lubricant. No guns, no gasoline.

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[–] reshuffle6655@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 9 months ago

Nice try God, I'm not getting you out of this one.

[–] VitabytesDev@feddit.nl 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Making the speed of light ~~infinite~~ one hundred times larger and the speed of sound the current speed of light. ~~No more blue/redshifting!~~ Faster communication!

[–] Rednax@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Since the speed is infinite, the wavelength is always zero, no matter the frequency. But a wavelength of zero at infinite speed means an infinite number of waves hit the eye in any constant amount of time. Hence, and infinite amount of energy hits the eye at practically the same moment. But assuming your eye (and all of the universe) does not incinerate instantly, you will not be able to see the difference between red and blue, since they are perceived to have the same wavelength (zero). So yeah, technically you no longer have blue/redshifting.

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[–] MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

The asteroid doesn't hit Earth in the late Cretaceous causing the extinction of the non-avian dinosaurs.

[–] Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Around the time the pyramid of Giza is built, actual Aliens build a slightly smaller pyramid in modern day Tunisia. No one cares and all conspiracies still center on the ancient egyptian ones.

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

There is a normal integer between 4 and 5 but sapient beings are completely incapable of percieving it.

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[–] AstralPath@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago

Mother Teresa would be out here looking like a zombie.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 21 points 9 months ago

Karma now has a maximum of one hour turnaround time.

[–] Grayox@lemmy.ml 45 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Native Americans are immune to European diseases.

[–] AstralPath@lemmy.ca 9 points 9 months ago

Boom! /thread right here. This is a goooood one.

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[–] Lennnny@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Any public service over $1m revenue needs to offer a childfree version.

[–] WldFyre@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What do you mean? Do you have a couple examples?

[–] BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Public transportation and libraries, for two.

[–] WldFyre@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't understand, my wife and I are childfree but I don't get you or the other commenter are getting at

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[–] conartistpanda@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I'd eliminate the Joestar bloodline.

[–] Marighost@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Would you also reject your humanity?

[–] conartistpanda@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

No, I'd try to achieve heaven

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[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fell asleep thinking of a question similar last night. No colonialism. Colonizing other lands outside of your own established borders would be forbidden.

How different the world would be.

[–] Vent@lemm.ee 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In that scenario, how do you get established borders in the first place?

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[–] BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What about going after the law of conservation of energy?😈

What if energy can be created, destroyed and conserved now? :)

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Oh no the big bang deatroyed all energy.

Nothingness.

[–] BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Lol, I wanted to break this law so that we can have infinite energy sources (fun stuff) and to be able to destroy ~useless energy (like thermal energy which is a byproduct of probably all energy conversions), thus reducing entropy and other fun stuff.

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[–] Messk@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Yeah but in this place nothingness creates energy.. so like mini big bangs going off everywhere? Or we talking like zero point energy? Which opens up a bag of worms in our dimension where particles exist and don't so they're coming and going from somewhere, maybe this energy dimension lol.

[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago

Oxygen now stably bonds with three hydrogen atoms, not two. The new formula for water is H3O.

Good luck with any kind of life form that we would recognize as being alive evolving.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
  • Platinum is now as plentiful as nickel. I'll let astrophysicists figure out the side effects
  • 2cm of solid wood completely blocks any sort of radiation.
  • Complete eradication of STDs
[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

Complete eradication of STDs

It's little ones like this that have such insidious implications.
Even without a evil genie rule... No stds.

Which means that sex has no touching

Or

Everything is super fucked up - bacteria/viruses/fungi can no longer transfer from creature to creature through touch... I don't have the knowledgebase to even imagine what the results of this would be but I think somewhat catastrophic....

+-------+

Also wood would be dense as fuck. Damn.

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 5 points 9 months ago

No life can exist.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Ah the ol the invention of lying

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Stupid thoughts become painful.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Unfortunately, you didn't get rid of masochism, so now they're stupid and cumming.

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago

"It's not painful bro you just need to feel it for longer you'll get used to it. Ow.

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Instead of leap days time just runs backwards to keep the calendar in sync.

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