Last game I played was astrodle, more or less an idle/clicker game but there is an end in which you become a god/goddess. Soooo I think I'd do fantastic!
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Last game was Wordle..so.....
Guild Wars 2. It's not so bad. Just hang out in one of the cities. Learn some magic.
FFXIV. I'll probably go to one of the cities to work as farmer or something like that. Doesn't look like they have a need for programmer there.
Pokemon Emerald? So long as I'm not the protag, life is generally OK. Aside from Team Aqua/Magma and the whole "causing disasters to expand the sea/land", I should be OK.
Mine is Hearthstone, so my life basically just becomes Yu-Gi-Oh? I have to wander around Azeroth getting challenged by weirdos to increasingly elaborate children's card game battles?
I typically make high legend on ladder though, so I guess I'm okay with this life.
Spiderman 2.
I live in the suburbs of Chicago. Not much changes, except the super elite have some insane tech that might as well be magic. Oh, and I guess super powers are real.
Friends vs Friends. I would have a fun life.
War on the Sea
Considering I'm a programmer with the physical characteristics of spaghetti, I'd be really screwed if I ended up on a USN vessel in WW2.
College Football 25, I’m good, worst case scenario is getting the best job ever, fired college football coach
Well I guess I would probably just stand very still, move forward one or two squares... and probably die. I guess if I ever move I might just stand face to face with a black dude until the end of my life.
Not sure how to feel about it tbh.
I would be in Mario Kart... pretty sure I would look for Yoshi or Birdo at the lockers after, if you know what I mean...
Happily married, with a brand new baby, living in a large house, on a well established farm, with financial security and steady income, plus a small fortune in extremely valuable wine aging in the basement, near a friendly town with lots of festivities, where no matter how badly I screw up someone will find me and bail me out so that I can get home or see a doctor.
Similarly, my egg farm has just hatched it's 10 billionth chicken that lays dark matter eggs whilst living in their own micro universe, my bank account is sitting somewhere in the vicinity of 80+ zeroes after the number, and I regularly send ships to space to hunt for artifacts.
I suppose I get to shoot down rogue drones while relaxing in an egg based utopia. I might have to deal with time cops at some point for using spliced timelines to make sure each egg is the highest possible quality, across all timelines that chicken exists in.
Probably become a vegetable from the brain damage/concussions/broken spine. Rocket league.
Ace Combat 7, which has an A-10 that can somehow achieve supersonic speeds and 40 UGBs... really depends on how many ground targets there are compared to air targets, as it's not the most maneuverable.
Deep rock galactic, there's no way I'm not getting eaten
Lately, I have little time so the only thing I play is smash bros with my wife when she wants to. I would not fare well as "squishy desk worker man"
Core keeper, not too bad if I stay near the core and chill
Calisto protocol. Yeah I'm dead I'm a terrible way.
Hearthstone. So... Fine? I guess? I'm in a StormWind tavern as a human, and if I die I can resurrect at the nearest graveyard. Seems fine to me.
Factorio. I don't know how to build machinery from scratch so I'd be pretty fucked.
Warframe. Seems like there's some stability in some of the planets' different cities. I'm not far into the game, so I'm not sure what might happen.
ANIMAL CROSSING LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
Hoplite or Chess, I'd be so fucked 😅
I played Outer Wilds, so I'd be pretty cozy, for about 20 minutes.
You get those 20 minutes a lot of times though!
Escape from Tarkov. Yeah, I'll be dead shortly.
No Man's Sky. Pretty sweet deal, I think.
I'd just start mining random stuff to put together to make better mining gear to mine better and more stuff.
Then just get on my dinghy and explore the 'verse while looking out for a better dinghy. Maybe plop down a few bases on nice planets, rinse and repeat.
Same here! Infinite universe to explore, I'd find a cool planet to rip around in exocraft, build a nice cliffside base, chill in a space station if things get dangerous, would be a sick time!
Shapez 2
It takes place in (outer) space so presumably I'd die pretty quickly.
I thought I'd be the only one mentioning this game. It's completely desolate. Only machines. One day the floor beneath you is deleted. You fall into the void.
Edit: I'm hopelessly addicted to the game. I've already played it for 40 hours.
Oh geez, I'd be in Silent Hill 1's Midwich Elementary School. I'm gonna have to fight the kids and roaches and the lizard boss to get out.
The long dark.
Assuming the game mechanics are still in place? I'll be fine. Maybe I'll even live a few years on the Great Bear island.
However, if I am in that scenario with real world mechanics? I'm Fucking dead, so hard, so fast. Then again I guess the wildlife would be less aggressive and maybe people would actually be around. Still probably dead, though.
Ghost of Tsushima
I dont know shit about how to fight so unless I woke up as Jin with the fighting experience I'd be fucked
Fallout 4 ... So pretty screwed
I would be dead within 7 days. Quite apt as the game is 7 days to die.
Timberborn. Humans died out and beavers are now the dominant species. So, I guess it could be worse..
totk
on an Emulator
Not sure if that makes it worse or better.
Minetest, backrooms test. I would not die, but being alone in the world, and walking monotoneous corridors would quickly destroy my sanity.
Forza Horizon 5, it's fine, I can drive a car.