Wel, every single human who breathes Oxygen dies eventually. Just saying.
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It's a decent hypothesis, but you'll never gather enough data to convince the naysayers.
"The results just aren't in yet, look at all the people alive"
fair. I guess only history remains to prove me right.
So to not die, we just need to stop breathing !
Pure oxygen is actually toxic for humans, leading to hyperoxia. People who breath pure oxygen such as scuba divers need specific training.
Oxygen toxicity - Wikipedia - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxygen_toxicity
hyper - meaning high,
ox - meaning the animal Ox,
-ia - meaning presence in blood.
High Ox presence in blood. You can imagine how dangerous that is.
I always think this when I see those annoying posts about diet coke dissolving screws.
Oxygen will burn your lungs, that’s why we dilute it with nitrogen
Ban the wOkE government chemical Dihydrogen monoxide from our water supply! BAN DHMO, LIBERATE AMERICAN WATER FREEDOM! 🇺🇸🦅👊🇺🇲🔥🦅🇺🇸 USA! USA!
Life is a game of burning but trying to do it slowly.
Our lives are a balance between needing oxygen and preventing oxidation damage. We have several enzymes that constantly reduce radicals and chemicals caused by oxidation. So yes oxygen is continuously damaging us. And will eventually win.
70-80+ years exposure to this stuff is lethal
100% of people exposed to oxygen die.
Wait until you read about Dihydrogen Monoxide. Everyone who has ever been exposed to it has died.
There's a whole website dedicated to raising awareness of its danger : https://www.dhmo.org/
The funny (and scary) thing is how many conspiracy theorists will not get the joke or realize it's water.
Wait till you hear about this ancient roman curse called gravity.
I mean, oxygen is the most aggressive oxidator, to the point we named the process after it.
F you.
spoiler
Brought to you by the highest oxidation gang.
And if you meet flourine out on the wild, you will be F'ed. It will bind itself to you without your consent or caring about things like essential biological processes for life.
Imagine what it can do to software
It can document it!
Those damn electrons!
Antioxidants exist.
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