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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Ah, the dick-and-balls-out stride technique is catching on. Interesting to see how athletes learn from one another and evolve the sport.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Suck his dick and balls! He won the race!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Those are some reasonable parts, congratulations.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, he's not debunking one stereotype about black men.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Excellent at hurdles

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Would be comical if they added this image:

There is no greek word for penisshock

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well yeah if my boobs popped out in front of a ton of strangers pretty sure I could win a sprint race too ʘ‿ʘ

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Am sprinter. Need proof

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)

While tantalizingly intelligible, there is sadly no way to know what en penischock translates to. I do not speak Swedish. No one does. Similarly, there is no way to know what the story is referring to further down where it says that "Robinsons penis hängd ute."

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Journalism ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i have to note that "robinsons penis hängd ute" is such bad grammar that it's giving me a minor stroke reading it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Why if as doesn't?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wow I thought this was a parody site until the video. I have similar, but easier to contain, issues playing pickleball.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pickleball!? There's an obvious joke about the name somewhere here, but that's just the low-hanging fruit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Thank you defector

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So we turn to the Swedes, who you'd expect to be all over a penis if one presented itself in Lane 3.

??? What does this author know that I don't

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They do love their meatballs, it stands to reason they love swallowing sausage as well

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Prince sausage is a traditional thing and this is how we like to serve it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Good thing it wasn't a 4x100m relay.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This was great writing. I’m gonna keep this site in mind.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's only a shame that when I click through to explore other articles in instantly hit with the paywall.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

As a paid subscriber, it’s worth it. Great stuff is posted every day.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Defector is fucking great. It's the team that made Deadspin magical, who all revolted when Deadspin got bought by private equity and run into the ground, and banded together to form an employee-owned outlet whose authors are just all great writers.

The editor in chief of Deadspin, who fought the dumb decisions when private equity took over, ended up resigning in a blaze of glory by posting this article on the site as she left.

She also has a great new book out on how private equity breaks things.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thanks for the heads up. 404 Media is also journalist-owned. They are a four person operation churning out great work.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

404 is great, too, for coverage of those topics.

Defector is worth a special mention in large part because it's one of the few places on the internet that still makes me laugh out loud. It's ostensibly a sports site, but when they stray off topic it's some of the best stupid shit on the internet.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Despite? If my dick and balls fell out, I'd run faster than any human ever straight to the hospital! I need those for peeing and... Having balls!