myster0n

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

How do you become an umpire? Do you become one when you're bitten by another umpire?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago (4 children)

"Look, democrats, I'm on your side again! Please buy my cars"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Good thing it wasn't a 4x100m relay.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

We're all gonna die unless I grow as a person

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Belgians: "... what?"