myster0n

These days, how many people react when a car alarm goes off? Other than "Can somebody stop that alarm?"

Do they have to be mine?

Aw, you shouldn't.

You're not talking about the American pickup trucks right now, are you? Because then we'd have to include meteor showers to "the elements"

He's not against buns, he's against brioche buns

One pitchfork - do you have a blue one? - and a torch please. Preferably lavender scented.

That's appropriate for a buggy game

Title could be better. Something like "Ex Xbox Exec Explains...". So much for journalistic integrity.

No he isn't. I've checked.

So, while someone from Game Informer wanted to inform people one last time, GameStop stopped it. I guess everyone has to be true to their name. Now let's see how many more game related things GameStop is going to stop.

Not Lance Armstrong, that's the one-balled Tour De France winner. You're thinking of Stretch Armstrong!

Seeing as thought is still non-existent in a lot of the human population, I can believe that.