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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Dodge charger

clearly not a dodge charger

Is this subtext meme or is NCD just extra not credible today?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

"STD Treatment/Health Care" should be between Egirl and Wojak. Just sayin.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you know what model that is you're too painfully American to come back from there, my condolences.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (9 children)

Been done, and didn’t work. Players complained of “Slow weapon upgrades” and “No character progression” and was received poorly, needs more gritty realism.

Or explosions

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I heard they had to limit people at West Point from playing as all the cadets were learning to shoot first and ask questions later.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

What's funny is I know someone with like, 2000 hours in that game. And it just happened to be his favorite fps, nothing to do with the army propaganda.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It’s honestly a solid lane shooter FPS, but it falls flat of the Battlefield killer it could have been. Enough realism and no respawns to make you treat it seriously, but it’s also not ArmA levels of “welp, time to respawn and drive/walk to the objective for 15 minutes”

Plus doing the training unlocks the squad role slots for online play, get that season pass shit outta my face

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

It's well balanced, has great level design, and the game mood is serious enough that the scenarios and matches are taken serious too. It's rare to have someone run in guns blazing for more than a couple matches. Overall, it has a fun gameplay loop that takes itself seriously without being over the top. They know it's a recruiting tool, so it has to be good enough that folks want to play.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Think it belongs before or after the Dodge Charger?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Before. America’s Army dropped for the PC in ‘02. I feel like grunts were getting chargers from like 06-current. Could be wrong though

[–] [email protected] 145 points 3 months ago (5 children)

"State-sanctioned GF"

But then how will they ever get recruits for the Navy?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Recruits don't have to start gay.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Girlfriend is for on land only.

[–] [email protected] 129 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Jokes on them, I'm on land.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Shipmate you gotta study more recce

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 3 months ago (1 children)

State-sanctioned cat-boys.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Morale liaison

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