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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Being internally happy and content.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Picking lotto numbers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Life. Nobody would ever figure it out. They might think/say "he's got the best life", but who would think "he's the best at life".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I already am the best at something, but if I tell you, somebody would know...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Making money

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

This is the perfect answer. Self-reinforcing loop

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Future’s market.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Masturbating.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Paying off people's mortgages in full.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Can it be murder? I'd fix the world with violence if I could get away with it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

You've seen Death Note right?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If anything "Using violence to fix the world" would be the better thing to be good at since it protects you from the Monkey Paw to a certain extent. Exceptions:

  • a "fixed" world being one devoid of humans
  • a "fixed" world panning out in the opposite way you imagined (everyone is equally miserable instead of happy for example)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

you could kill trump and some other corrupt politicians and world leaders and world would be a better place

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Monkey Paw: Trump and other corrupt politicians being high up the authority chain made sure more evil politicians didn't get authority.

So you kill those as well. Now trust in democracy is crumbling because for some reason a lot of politicians keep mysteriously dying. "Good" politicians enact laws to protect their lives but those laws are bad as well so now you also have to off the good politicians. I hope you see where this hypothetical is going. The world is not so simple that a few well placed assassinations would fix everything, if that were the case it'd have been done before.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Everyone being equally miserable could be preferable to some people being happy, since it gives everybody equal reasons to work towards improving the situation... Except, of course, the monkey paw would ensure that wouldn't pan out

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Potatoes. I would be the best at potatoes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Innovating new outside-the-box stuff, procedures, code, whatever. A robust public domain would happily be my legacy.

No small amount of art too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

making money. a win win really.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Judging from some of the prolific ones out there, cracking DRM requires you to also be absolutely batshit insane.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

That type of hacking is mind-blowingly complicated. Literally. It's impossible to understand it all without being batshit insane.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Definitely not wrong, when I read about it virtualizing the whole deal... I've worked in relatively adjacent fields before and I couldn't even give you a satisfactory high-level explanation of how it works.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I should give cracking a go.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

Embezzling money

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Generating world peace.

The world would become a better place, and no one would be able to trace it back to me. I get to live in a warless world and still have my privacy.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

A lot of people would argue Jesus did that historically. Or maybe Buddha. Obviously they were famous though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Jesus made sure EVERYONE knew

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Jesus explained a special equilateral triangle shape and its internal geometries, mainly group theory. It has an identity where if you imagine rotating it by 120 degrees, there's no change in position afterwards. He said there were 3 important things you should know and they were all equal and in a way identical; they perfectly related to each other.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes... My favorite gospel

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It's the Bible codes, which you might not believe in or care about. To have an idea like that, which people still believed in and would easily spread across the world, he needed to understand about mathematical geometries. To do this, he spent most of his life studying. It was a form of logic he used to say things that were hard to disagree with.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

In spirit, maybe. :-)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Picking lottery numbers

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

Nobody's claimed stock investing yet, I'll take that one.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Vigilante murder.

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