Bro he made the cushion look like the left side of that flag.
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It seems AP are cowards. They've removed the article.
They probably received a damning statement from the couch.
Devon Nunez cow had to get involved.
No it's funnier - they factually don't know if he did or not. They can, however, factually claim that he didn't write it in his book.
Reminds me that Zelensky's initial cause of popularity (the one that got him in the show casting him as the president of Ukraine) was from a 'Ukraine's got talent' like show where he played the piano with his penis.
Narrator voice: "He did."
This is so fucking funny.
When the main discourse around your new running mate is whether or not he fucked a couch, you did not pick a strong candidate. Trumps gotta be pissed.
Are you sure? Lots of people are saying he did. Lots.
Eh, whether he wrote about it in his book or not he totally has the look of a couch humper. I would also guess he likes to pee in the bathtub. I mean just look at him.
No, JD Vance did not fuck a couch.
A couch fucked JD Vance. There's not a chance in hell he's the pitcher.
🤣
Whoever Harris picks for veep, I'd like to see an ad of them saying "I believe JD Vance when he says he never had sex with his couch."
I don't think it was even his, he apparently did it in a store...
Maybe not, but it's out there apparently and the Internet is fueled by <60 second attention spans.
People are saying he did have sex with a couch.
Everyone keeps saying JD fucked the couch but I know the true story... JD got raw dogged by the couch. Let's just say, calling him a tight ass is no longer literal.
Not within the last five years, anyway.
I mean can anyone prove he didn't or hasn't?
He's a couchfucker
I believe the preferred nomenclature is couch botherer
Couch roommate.
Step-couch what are you doing?
Because it was actually a loveseat.
True is it was a futon... But since futons can "transform" JD could never admit to sleeping with something "trans"
You win the internet today 1000%.
...to completion...
It does seem like an oddly specific denial.
With how it's worded, it could even imply that he did reach completion, just that he was too selfish to help the couch get there.
And the next sentence is 'That is a lie.'
Is this calling the claim of his bad couch loving a lie, or his previous sentence where he denied it?
Title is misleading. A better title would be, “No JD Vance did not write about having sex with a couch in his memoir.”
For all we know, he may have fucked a plethora of furniture that did not make it into his memoir.
A searchable PDF of the memoir includes 10 mentions of the word “couch” or “couches,” ...But at no point in his memoir does Vance write about performing sex acts on a couch
AP: "We're not actually reading that garbage but Ctrl+F find nothing."
An Associated Press reporter reviewed pages 179 to 181 in a physical copy
"Ok,we read 3 pages."
“AP… did you eat your vegetables?”
“Oh? Oh Really? Well how many did you eat?”
“No. I mean eat. Not just pushed around the plate…”
“That’s it. No more couch fuckin’ til you’ve finished your corn!”
I heard it was non consensual.
check the cushions for eye liner.
My wife told me that story and I instantly went "That sounds fake, why would he admit that in a book?"
It wouldn’t have been the weirdest confession in a book.
Headlines from our current era that would totally baffle people just 10/20/30 years ago.
Naw. They’ve already come across rule 34.
They’ll just assume we’re freaks, like everyone else
I think you have to write "JD Vance did not have sex with a couch once" or else it's potentially libel.
No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch
Sounds like something some one who had sex with a couch would say.
Technically it wasn't sex.
Ok, raped a couch. I doubt it could consent.
That was what he said. To get out of child support payments.
Those poor little footstools are gonna have a hard life when they become chase lounges.
Especially because they’re ugly.
The eyeliner helps though.
Won’t someone think of the ottoman?
Is that a codeword for Peter Thiel?
When you have to explain it...