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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

I don't think that's what they meant when they said they were gonna blaze it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Okay, partial failure. But they ended up with an epic Viking burial at sea!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

🎶 Always look on the bright side of life 🎶

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

So uh, how much cannabis? Asking for a fisherman.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Wow the comments here are gold

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I mean, haha silly funny time, but it was a person, Phillip Chapman, an astronaut's remains. Please show some respect.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Spewing that much poison into the atmosphere for superstitious reasons is not worthy of respect, no matter who they were when they were alive.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

The spacecraft was actually part of a ride share, with lots of other payloads, so the launch was for a lot of reasons.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

actually, that was their other launch. It exploded.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When did they become human remains? Before or after launch?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

When did they become human remains? Before or after launch?

Long before. Its a company that, after your death, will fly some of your ashes to space. For orbital services, the ashes are then returned to your estate, and in this case that can't happen because the vessel wasn't recovered. They also offer deep space launches where your ashes never come back.

The actor that played Scotty on the original Star Trek has his ashes flown to space, as an example.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I was gonna joke that this article could be “headlines about me, from the future” but then I read this comment and now I might not be joking. These molecules yearn to get the fuck away from this place

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

and it's floating in a most peculiar way

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

FOUR THREE TWO ONE

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Well that’s a brand new sentence.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 days ago

My Temu order coming in as expected

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Sometimes that comedown be hard AF, tho.