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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Perhaps one of them was doing a handstand at the time?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago

Show me the policy that states all drinks must be taken orally!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Keep it in the bedroom kids!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did no one proof read this statement?

I am assuming it’s fake.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't see anything wrong with it. What's the issue?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

‘We are committed to maintain the highest standards…’

And ‘support’ is capitalised in the last sentence for no reason.

There’s two things wrong with their statement.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Reminds me of that flash game where you put a gerbil up JLO's butt

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I want to know more about this, but at the same time I really don't.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I braved the google search, found what looks like a flash game thats broken/unsupported on my phone.

http://www.jabtv.com/bigassgame.php

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I was never able to find it myself. While writing I just guessed it was a gerbil or something. Glad to know you kinda found it and that this game was not just some fever dream.

[edit]

By the way, Internet Archive adds some sort of translation layer for flash animations so it can be opened in modern browsers including on your phone:

https://web.archive.org/web/20050127013251/http://www.jabtv.com/bigassgame.php

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

how would she boof rocks

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Frozen, or in-the-rumps?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Obviously it has to be frozen.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

The funnel gets 86'd

What does this mean?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

That's one way to paint an Atlas

[–] [email protected] 101 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can't even keister a margarita in public anymore, what's the world come to?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago

because of WOKE

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

"I PAID FOR THE SHIT, LEAVE ME ALONE!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Do... Do you think she got a brain freeze?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Shouldn’t it be “up her butt” now down? 🍋‍🟩

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Gotta gravity feed with liquids in an open system like a funnel. An enema bag is a system you can apply pressure to regardless of gravity, so up or down with it. And then there's solid things, which get taken in also regardless of gravity and are why you need a flared base; anything without one is just a suppository.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Wow, tysm! TIL! 🍑

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's all the fuss about? Who hasn't butt-chugged a pitcher of margaritas at a Mexican restaurant?

Nobody else? Just me and the lady in the article?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Casa Bonita special: just $9.99 all you can butt chug!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The episode writes itself

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I put the one in my town out of business with that deal.

[–] [email protected] 130 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not here to kink shame but they should get themselves a personal funnel and margarita mix so they can do this at home.

[–] [email protected] 115 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I suspect that doing this at the restaurant is probably what their real kink is lol

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Dinner with a show, what's not to love!?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Of course it's in fucking waycross

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Close to Florida, but still not IN Florida. Which is what I was expecting.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I really don't see an issue here tbh in the grand scheme of things.

At least they ate living their best lives it seems... I can't hate it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Word. Everyone here is jelly that they don't have an SO that can plug a margarita into their butt.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

You are being very specific here...

[–] [email protected] 171 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Isn't this just that "boofing" that United States Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh is rather fond of? What's the problem?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My client is not gay. My client is a straight man.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Does he have relationships with men and sex with women?

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure this was consensual.