I fucking hate that this is true.
I fucking hate that after people have died and the weekend is won, or women can work, or slaves are free that the people who do steadfastly clung to the previous status quo now are suddenly enlightened and can see the advantages of those changes.
Why are people like this?
Son, never date a horse girl.
You’ll always come third after the horse and her parents money.
Why doesn’t Bernie understand Trump was just joking when he said that?!
Talk about owning the libs!
Bernie can’t even get a joke!
Fair warning, I'm not here to judge but take it from someone who spent a lot of time trying to consume the most outrageous internet content to desensitise themselves - it all catches up eventually.
Anyway, this is some of the stuff that comes to mind:
Botfly extractions
Teenage girl suicide (hanging in a tree - too young to die IMO)
Microwaving kittens
Toybox killer transcript and tapes (I don’t like torturing people who don’t deserve it)
People having sex with aborted foetuses
Brilliant. Well done.
I believe ‘types of sauerkraut’ was one of the categories.
I have it on good authority Weird Al hates sauerkraut.
How much awareness of it’s existence do you think a bee has?
Sriracha, sesame seeds and spring onion on pasta?
Interesting twist. How’d it taste?
I’ll clarify by saying modern imperialism has caused issues in this area.
I’m calling the other person ignorant because prior to 1948 that area had conflict for a long time.
I just want to say that I understand the reference for this and for anyone wondering there was a video of a cop who thought an acorn falling on a car roof was a gunshot and he immediately empties an entire magazine into a car while wildly combat rolling like a terrified toddler.
The body cam footage would be hilarious if it wasn’t so fucking terrifying.
This goes out to all corporate IT shills who instead of just picking and allowing Firefox as the corporate browser of choice instead decided Chrome was better.
Go fuck yourselves. Yes I am bitter about this.
I have never used chrome outside of work, I knew it was shit the moment google search results made the sponsored results a very hard to discern shade of yellow. Never touched it again.
Sherman should have finished the job.
His weakness was sympathising with southerners.