mortemtyrannis

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Tell that to all the potter head tragics who are definitely members of Hufflepuff and not in gryphindor.

(Nothing pisses them off more than telling them they give off big Hufflepuff energy)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Where’s the gabbagool?!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Donny will never get out of this one!!!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I’m too dumb to understand this or it’s more esoteric than I’m thinking.

Can someone help me get the jokes please?

  • St Bernard = alcohol because cold ✅
  • Dolphin = missing swimmers because they washed off ✅
  • Rhino = pizza because you’re so hungry you eat a rhino ✅
  • Beetle = pencil because??
  • Chicken = floss because it gets stuck in your teeth ✅
  • Snake = keys because??
  • Cow = cereal because they give milk ✅