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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

writing code that doesn't need a browser to run on

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Oh man so much love went into crafting code for low end MP3 players in the Rockbox project, then everyone ended up carrying around smartphones with tons of compute and memory resource to waste

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I used rockbox on a recent holiday for my ipod 6g. It's always my go to for holidays so i don't need to use up my phone's battery

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

My useless skill is software development ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I think it kind of validates a type of thinking that any decent person would want in a candidate. Capitalists are stupid. They don’t know the first thing about skills and abilities.

They’re the kind of bottom of the barrel dipshits who would dismiss a candidate who is great at spelling just because we have autocorrect, even though that’s a solid brain right there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Common sense. No one wants to hear that shit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm good at navigating places, but GPS has made it a less useful skill.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

It'll be hugely useful in a post apocalyptic world though

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Unscrambling jumbled words. I can usually do 5-letter ones at a glance, and 6-letters in a few seconds.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's a fun skill! You're also clearly good at picking usernames

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Thank you! I like making up usernames, and on reddit used to abandon them when I got tired of them. Past ones include HeebieMcJeeberson, MadJackMcMadd and AmiableBowelSyndrome. This was also a way to keep zeroing my karma so I didn't feel so addicted to reddit. I really like not having a cumulative Lemmy score.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

This one's definitely my favourite. A great thing with lemmy is you can change instances and change your name whenever you fancy it! I look forward to seeing your future costume changes.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

My father was frustratingly difficult to watch movies with, because of this exact thing. He would pause the movie to explain that the actor on screen had been in some other obscure movie a decade ago. It was especially bad if two actors had previously worked in the same project, because then he would start listing off other cast and crew they had worked with in the past.

Okay, great, please press Play. I just want to watch the goddamned movie.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ah shit. I do this and I just assumed my kids were cool with it. Thank you for being the mirror I didn't know I needed.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My wife and daughter do this a lot, but their version is to quietly look up the actors and then announce their results during a lull, so it works out fine. I just do it in my head so I'm like yeah I know, she was also in whatever with Val Kilmer.

There are certain TV shows where you could spend the whole time figuring out who used to be in what - in the 80s Murder She Wrote featured just about every middle-tier actor from the 60s or 70s. Before that they were on The Love Boat. Seems like there must be a modern show full of 90s through 2010s actors but I don't know what it would be. Hey, there's Topanga!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

lmao My friends and I do this, but we do not pause the movie. We can keep track of what is happening, give obscure info, tell jokes, even, if it's necessary, we do pause the movie to go to youtube to watch some video because someone remembered see some similar scene or something. Maybe that is our useless skill

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah you try this with me and I'll definitely pause the movie until y'all be quiet unless it's a trash fire type watch

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I think you might have a very useful skill of actually finding good, compatible friends.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

My wife has your skill. I hold that skill to be of no value whatsoever.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

God forbid we have a piece of our lives that isn’t monetized for the grind.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Well hey, if you monetize it whatever service you monetize on will just demonetize it without warning for no reason anyway.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Why anyone would even start a YouTube channel right now is beyond me. Unless you're planning to go full Louis Rossman and DGAF.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It used to be Simpsons quotes. But now it's been so long that I've forgotten most.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hmmm your ideas are intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Actual lol. Cheers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Lisa needs braces…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

If we give up our dental plan... I'll have to pay for Lisa's braces!

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