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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

ostrachise

Huh? I thoght ancient greeks played with the idea of democracy but were mostly monarchistic?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Athens was a democracy, at least for a little bit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Mmmm. Cheese from ostrich milk

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (3 children)

The weird thing about the origin of the word sandwich is that everyone had been eating them for centuries, but one day the Earl of Sandwich orders one and they say, "it takes too long to say bread-and-meat, let's just call it a sandwich."

By the way, no one knows for sure the etymology of 'squid.'

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

There are a bunch of animal names like that. Notably "dog" and "chicken" just showed up without any real source. In middle English we have hounds, and fowls/cocks/hens. It's strange for domestic animals that have been around forever to get renamed afor no apparent reason.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Huh, I just assumed chicken was chick+hen

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I could've swore dog came from the old Scottish word dug. Which was another word for dog

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

not true, squid come from squyrde

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't know what "squyrde" is, but it doesn't show up in any etymological source I've ever seen.

For example:

squid (n.)

"ten-armed marine mollusk, cuttlefish," 1610s, a word of unknown origin. Klein's sources suggest it is a sailors' variant of squirt and so called for the "ink" it jets.

https://www.etymonline.com/word/squid

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yes. Thats where squyrde comes from

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Squyrde comes from Squirtle

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'd heard the sandwich story before, but had no clew about some of the others!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Surely, the clew is the corner of the sail where the sheet attaches, but that isn't important right now

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

"Stop calling me Shirley."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 64 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sandwiches are named after a Welsh peasant dish that originally consisted of witch meat between two bricks of baked sand. It was terrible and offered little nutritional value, but was very popular due to the great availability of witch meat and lack of any real alternatives for nourishment.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't know enough Welsh to refute this

[–] [email protected] 59 points 9 months ago

Additional fun fact: "sandwich" is a degraded version of the original Welsh spelling, which is "syynndwrrrccchhchch," and which was originally pronounced "klerb."

[–] [email protected] 50 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Onomatopoeia is itself an onomatopoeia because that's the sound it makes when you say the word.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (2 children)

That's how most words work though?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Not in fucking english lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Welll my friend Tony goes by the nickname Ptoniegh, so he can probably back you up

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

All of the best ones

[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The sandwich is named for the sound of gargling dry white bread and overly processed deli meats that sandwich eaters made before the invention of garlic aoli.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Anyone else picture a drooling Homer Simpson?

[–] [email protected] 69 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Etymology of the word gargoyle, for anyone else who read the linked list in its entirety and found that gargoyle is not on it:

https://www.etymonline.com/word/gargoyle

Rather than the sound of water, it seems to refer to the throat of the statue through which water passes, which sounds like gargle in several languages. Several sites say it's an onomatopoeia for the statue gargling water but I can't find that reference specifically, except that the root words for gargle from Latin might be an onomatopoeia for the sound of gargling.

If the statue is purely ornamental without the function for water to pass through it, it's called a grotesque, chimera, or boss, so obviously I'm going to call them all bosses now.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Garganta means throat in Spanish, so I've learnt something about the origins of that word now :)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Haha, I really want to show someone around New York or some larger city and point up and just be like "and you can see four bosses up there" and then get to explain what I mean.

I wonder if those lions in front of libraries are bosses too, or if bosses have to be rooftop statues?

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