smuuthbrane

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago (11 children)
[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Metal is also elastic.

But that doesn't mean metal is plastic or elastic in terms of material type, just the English sucks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Nothing, frankly. We're working around it at best.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Hear me out - add a bunch of avocado to this, and you'd have a gelatin cheesy guacamole dip. Might be a bit on the sweet side, but this may not be irredeemable.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

You're right, you don't.

It's even worse than you think.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

The only crimes here are that the cheese isn't melted sufficiently, the pepperoni is undercooked, and that the pineapple is likely a best lukewarm.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Fascinating.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

If they met, it wouldn't be a big deal to either of them, they're normal to each other.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Why burn your food for that harsh crunchy texture? Just eat activated charcoal instead, no need to spend all that time and money burning food, just pure taste sensation!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Ever tried turning the handle up?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

Does he have wings one week out of four?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I always thought I'd be able to see more hand, not less.

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Chowdered Donut (sh.itjust.works)
 

Stolen from Lemmy ShitpostsDonut filled with chowder

 
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