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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

since when did foxes kill sheep

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

They generally don't, but all things are possible in memeland!

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[–] [email protected] -3 points 5 months ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 53 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This is so 2015...now it would be "Once elected, I will murder every single one of you" and they would reply with joy in unisson: "Hurrah, free lamb chops for everyone, you're our saviour!!!"

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago

"If elected, I will stop all those other sheep from crossing the border and stealing your food!"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

"once put into power, i will only be consuming the sheep deemed by democratic voting, to be the least productive, happy, and likeable members of the flock."

wait is this just eugenics?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

wake up sheeple!!!!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Or “Once I am elected, meat is back on the menu boys!”

The half the sheep cheer and tell him to eat those other annoying sheep over there.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 5 months ago (2 children)

To be more realistic the wolfox would be saying he is going to eat all the sheep, and the sheep will be talking amongst themselves saying he'll settle down once he gets into power and what he is saying is just to anger the wokes

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

He'd be saying sheep who get eaten are suckers and losers....

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago

Honestly I think you’re giving the sheep’s human counterparts too much credit. They don’t acknowledge that they are potential prey, even while actively being victimized.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"That wolf is so full of shit. Who's his opponent?"

"Donald Trump."

"He has my vote."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

BoTh fUcKiNg SiDeS!!!!11

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (3 children)

It’s done a pretty good job. I wonder how many copyrighted images it plagiarized.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I think it was a skilled prompter + manual editing

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Yes, there are only a handful of monsters in this picture that need to be burned at the stake.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

"All of them. Ideally.

... Oh shit, I said that second part oht loud, didn't I?"

  • Every "AI" CEO ever...
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is that supposed to be a fox or a wolf?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

You'd have ti ask the AI

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago

"And if I'm NOT elected, I'll be EVEN MORE carniverous!!!"

[–] [email protected] 81 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I’ll only be a carnivore on day 1

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Council of sheepdogs to decide if foxes are criminally liable for murder or if we should use pinky swears and the honor system.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

but they don't have pinkies

[–] [email protected] 170 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The trees voted for the ax because the handle was made of wood.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago (2 children)

We'll be able to push the wolf to the left after the election!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The bad faith always comes out of the woodwork every time there's a chance for a good old fashioned false equivalency

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But don't worry about his opponent, The Dire Wolf. Simply focus on the fox and why you don't want him.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

reminds me of: "Yeah, i'm a male feminist. you're welcome society"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What?! the sheep eating Wolf is eating us sheeps; who could foreseen this!?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Don't blame me, I voted for the face eating leopard!

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