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He’s clearly too distracted by his new found social troll celebrity. He’s not been doing Tesla any favors in recent years. Better he get removed at this point.
Ok but hear me out. We could also pay him $56 billion
Save 56 billions and tell Musk to fuck off? What's the catch?
You get permabanned from that one right wing hellhole social media network, whatever they call it nowadays
Edit: was it 3? No, maybe Y? S? I swear it had something to do with a Tesla model
Promise?
Yeah but like an Elon promise.
So no.
Sounds like a sensible investment.
If he left, the stock would bounce up 20%. Put an engineer at the head and start producing decent model 3, Y. Work on reaching 25k MSRP. I'm sure there's bottlenecks and inefficiencies that could get them there.
I might actually consider buying a Tesla at that point. The SO and I nixed the car as an option purely because of that guy.
Do it. but first let me go buy some puts.
(for the record, that's either way. cuz. you know. tesla's getting shitfucked now that they actually have competition.)
does another bump of ketamine
"Wait, I'm staying."
does another
"Nah. I'm gone."
does another
"Yeaaaah I'm gone"
passes out, shits himself
I always pictured him drinking Grime’s piss to get high.
Don't threaten me with a good time!
I was going to post just the text, but you beat me to it. And with a gif no less! Good show.
Do eeeeet!