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[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Immortality.

Don't even try all the lame excuses about why it is a bad thing. You know who comes up lame excuses? People who are mortal.

  • I will never get bored
  • I will accept that everyone I know will eventually die
  • I am not worried about being trapped in a hole or something because fuck it I will just carry around a collapsible shovel
  • I am not worried about heat death because I will just solve entropy Asimov style.
  • If they sentence me to life imprisonment I will just wait them out. Also point out to the judge who sentences me that eventually I will get out since no civilization lasts forever
  • And if humanity goes extinct I will just remake humanity from my cache of stored fertilized eggs and artificial wombs that I had like a billion years to get working.
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I got two things to say.

Are you ok with this potential future?

https://xkcd.com/505/

And take me with you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yes I am okay with it. Sisyphus is happy.

Also I will take you with me.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 months ago

Can I get hit by a truck and go to a better reality? The bar is set pretty low.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Probability manipulation can make anything happen. That's the strongest one. Although ofc big risk of tearing up the fabric of reality by messing with small forces probability and just destroying everything by accident.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Time control. I think it's the most powerful one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Spatial/Dimensional magic from most things that have spatial magic in them. It gives you the ability to teleport, create portals, create/use your own inventory, and even teleport to other worlds.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Do I get the power without possible strings attached? I'd totally be down to be a genie like in Aladdin, so long as I could choose my first "customer". Having to live inside a itty bitty lamp would definitely suck, tho.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Come on... would your first customer be YOURSELF? :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I'd actually pick my dad, having studied law he'd have a hell of a fun time thinking about how to circumvent the equivalent of a wish's EULA.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

At least it's rent free.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I can't think of a fictional character that has this, but the ability to know, and convey the answer to ANY question.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

John Doe from the John Doe TV series.

Warning, it only lasted one season and was cancelled. But the premise is about a guy who wakes up naked and doesn't remember anything about him, but he knows everything about everything else.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Wow. I forgot ball about this show. I loved it and was bummed it got cancelled.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

There was this one minor character from a book whose title I can't recall (it was about a kid with a dragon eye behind his normal eye and he was transported to a magic realm, i cant remember much else. i read it almost 15 years ago) that can make one wish a day. Every now and again I remember that guy and wonder why he only settled to be a pro soccer player considering his powers lol.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

One single superpower, or a suite of powers that exists within a single character?

Assuming that we're talking conventional media (e.g., not religion), and we're talking about powers that exist within a single character, I'd probably take the powers of a witcher, from Sapkowski's novels. They're not immortal, but they live multiple times longer than a normal human. They're not invulnerable, but they're able to take more physical abuse and heal than any normal person. They're able to use magic in a limited way. They move faster and are stronger than humans. So they're not so far outside of humanity that they can't still blend in with and appreciate humanity.

I feel like most other super powers would quickly lead to intense alienation, because you'd be so far outside of the normal human experience that you'd lose the ability to empathize.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There are a lot of godlike beings who would be objectively the best choice.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Lucy (2018) - some mild insanity, remorselessness

Genie from Aladdin (1992) ‐ everything is a joke

Bruce Almighty (2003) - can't actually control himself

I'm going to go off on a comic-book tangent here:

Wielder of Infinity Gauntlet (1991, 2018) - potential insanity, later radiation scarring

Phoenix Force (1976) ‐ heavy insanity, desire to consume planets (see: Dark Phoenix Saga (1980), (X-Men '92, S03E11), Avengers vs. X-men (2012))

Omega-Level mutants - tendency toward megalomania (see: Jean Grey, Magneto, Kid Omega, 4 horsemen of Apocalypse... even Ororo Munroe (goddess), though Iceman seems well-adjusted)

Beyond - remorselessness, destruction of universes (see: Secret Wars (1984), Time Runs Out Event (2014))

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You're getting their powers, not their personality. Of course, the old "absolute power corrupts absolutely" chestnut applies.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My preferred quote on this line:

"Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptible. Such people have a tendency to become drunk on violence, a condition to which they are quickly addicted." ~ Frank Herbert, Chapterhouse: Dune

It takes the will of a saint to be incorruptible — to not become addicted to the exercise of power. Those who do not desire power, like saints, may have it thrust upon them.

Even when left to own devices, a person can only exercise power within a society that has desires, wants, and fears. The whole society would need to be incorruptible. This is improbable. In the unlikely case of such a pure society, it would also need to be incorruptible when in contact with "the other" — peoples, species, events, and ideas. This is exceedingly improbable. So, the whole of existence would need to be incorruptible.

Power corrupts.

QED (using the slippery slope, I know)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Agreed. The original quote assumes that all humans are ultimately selfish assholes. While a good deal are, there are plenty of us who are not.

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