Growing your own celery is a game changer. Most produce we get in the store is hopelessly bland.
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Even Doctor Who doesn't like it, and he wore celery as a brooch for years.
cut celery into large chunks, put some olive oil, pop it into the oven and take it back when it starts to char and soft. mix it with mushroom saute (and stir fried beef if not vegetarian)
Then take the entire pot, and pour it's straight in the bin.
sure, if that is your thing
Battery water
Rhubarb: now when you bit the water with hair in it, it tastes sour.
My sole reason for wanting to try rhubarb pie is because of people who've had rhubarb saying how sour it is. I fucking love sour stuff, and celery. So hells yeah I want some rhubarb. I never see it around here though 😬
Rhubarb pie is one of my favorite cakes. Try it if you get the chance!
I want another slice of rhubarb tart.
Isn't rhubarb poisonous before cooking
nope, just the leaves.
Its the leaves that have a lot of oxalic acid, the stems are edible raw, just utterly unpalateable. Although if you have a miracle berry first it is apparently delicious - https://youtu.be/hgvRoCY0hNA?t=10m26s
You mentioning eating the stems raw made me think of it and instantly increased my saliva production. It's not easily palatable, it's intense, you're right, but man is it good. I grew up on that stuff. Cracking that raw stem and munching it while doing gardening is a stimmy miracle
Celery is delicious and I will die on that hill
Mmmm crunchy water.
Nature's dental floss!
Damnit I wish I had some good shit to flavor my stew with.
Glances at Mirepoix
That's really it, soup and stew. I opt for the celery root, toss it in a bag, call it a day.
Also would make a killer white wine sauce for roast chicken.
you can try my shower drain if you are so inclined
But have you tried the crunchy water with peanut butter and rasians
Best kindergarten snack ever!
The smell of raw celery makes me nauseous, especially when cut. Cooked in things I find the texture off-putting and tasteless, compounding the unwanted crunch added to something that shouldn't crunch.
Cooked celery is not supposed to be crunchy. Grandma's recipe is cursed. I bet her broccoli is crunchy too, that's why it gets a bad rep.
Broccoli should be slightly crunchy. Overcooked broc is gross
Overcooked yes, but crunchy veggies are gross. It's a real drama now where I live, all the veggies are under cooked.
There’s undercooked, but also perfectly crunchy when cooked right. Matter of opinion, I like my broc with a nice crunch. But also eat raw broccoli, so
Let's agree to disagree
That's the best I can do on internet given my handle
I don't know how people eat it, it tastes so horrible
You my friend are in a genetic minority. Sorry about that.
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