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Mushroom Soup

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Pulled chicken with BBQ sauce

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Spinach salad

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Almonds

He can go with Almond

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Hello Fruit Snack!

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Croquette and I think it's a great name

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Corpse doesn't roll off the tongue well, though

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Tikka (Masala).

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My little sweet gummy bear

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Phat bitch dip: 2 blocks cream cheese 3 cans of shredded chicken drained 5 diced jalapeños Siracha to taste Shredded cheddar

Microwave cream cheese till soft. Mix in chicken, jalapeños, and Siracha. Put in a casserole dish and top with shredded cheese. Bake @ 350f for 10 minutes or until cheese is melted

Edit: Phat is 80s slang for 'Pretty hot and tempting'

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My girlfriends ass?

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ox heart

Tap for spoilertomato

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Honestly kiwi is a pretty good name for a dog

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Cheese Noodles.

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Jack Fruitburger

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sigh...pussy

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Fried shrimp! I think it fits him :)

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Ginger chew

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Waffles. But my roommate in college bought a puppy before the summer, named it Waffles, took her home, and came back in the fall with an untrained dog that peed in the house and he never cleaned it up. Poor Waffles, she didn't ask to be raised by terrible owners but I ended up moving out early because of her.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Katsu

Happy with that!

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Wasabi Pea no peeing inside!

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Blueberry Muffin

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Chip

Not bad actually

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sirratcha pizza

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Sweet cinnamon popcorn

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Egg Salad Tortilla Chip

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Chips and queso

[–] [email protected] 64 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, ate the puppy.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think we're supposed to name you now?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

I suggest "Rover Cloxworth Van Puppyeater"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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Fuck I want a banh mi

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