No_Change_Just_Money

The snowflakes can't take a joke and start their cancel culture again

Somewhat /s

I mean, I am definitely not diagnosed with either of these

Every year, fewer people starve, and more children live to adulthood

So, even if it feels pointless, do the little things that make the world better. The effects will only be noticeable when enough people join, but every step counts and has the chance to motivate others

Maybe the senator got some of the hints but assumed she was the one getting spanked

Being disappointed they have identical but not matching desires, she wanted to remove herself from the project

I just know dougdoug hates Jake from State Farm, and the enemy of my enemy is something

#wehatedougdoug

The two rice corns start to play a smaller game of chess against each other

Believe us, kid!

We had sex before marriage, and it ruined our lives!

The second one gets blown really out of proportion

He was told a list of people and was asked if any of them would convince him to step down

If he said yes to any of them it would mean he trusts their judgement more than his own which would be a terrible look for a president so he basically said there is nobody who shapes my decision besides myself and God (because you need christian voters)

I mean, it is a document for republican officials and the likes

They correctly assume their voters are not going to read it or won't care enough to think about the implications

Plot twist: they checked that nobody is called Frank Johnson and made the announcement so that the guests would feel better about themselves

I might not be happy or successful, but at least I saw a funny picture on the internet today

Counterpoint:

I can derive/make fries from potatoes and pringles from fries