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[–] [email protected] 52 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This pig faced little dweeb is the one who should leave.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

You just know that twerp has a little prick, and he’s mad about it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Struggling to remember if ive heard summat more stupid this year

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

person trying to make a career out of being the living embodiment of the idea of ragebait says something intended to provoke angry reactions from people

[–] [email protected] 91 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Stop giving attention to this cunt

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[–] [email protected] 252 points 8 months ago (8 children)

I'll just drop this here:

Kyle Rittenhouse’s Former Handler Reveals That He’s a Middle School Dropout Who Is ‘Angry With the World’

This dude isn't just your run of the mill conservative idiot, he's exceptionally stupid.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago (3 children)

So what I read is that TPUSA enables useful idiots.

Stop giving attention whores what they want, for fuck's sake. It's like getting mad at Facebook comments which I thought we'd all learned was useless a decade ago.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I learned something yesterday on Lemmy that completely fits here…

# Backpfeifengesicht

Do you ever look at someone and feel like punching them in the face? Well, Germans have a unique word for that face: a Backpfeifengesicht — a face that’s badly in need of a fist.

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[–] [email protected] 86 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Why are we giving this odious little twerp the oxygen of publicity?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago (2 children)

'We' as in the the public because humans are addicted to drama.

'We' as in the the media because drama brings clicks and clicks bring money.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

‘We’ as in this community because the headline is fucking hilarious

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

And that thumbnail

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[–] [email protected] 138 points 8 months ago (3 children)

But setting aside the fact that a descendant of colonizers has the caucasity to tell the descendants of the colonized that they should “leave” the land they rightfully pointed out was stolen from them…

Oh, that’s good.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Definitely gotta add that one to the lexicon!

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (7 children)

Is he gonna pay for the passport, flight ticket, housing, etc?

I'm partly Native American, I'd like to know...

Edit: Where am I going anyways?... 🤔

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

The kid couldn't even finish middle school. Don't worry about it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

One of my grandmothers told me that if you know how you came from her, even if you only have a drop of her blood left in you

You are Lakota.

I think that applies for all the Native People of the Americas.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (6 children)

I'm part Cherokee and part Chocktaw. The first book I read was a survival manual, at age 5. I'm soon to be 42, not like it matters.

I hope that Cherokee, Chocktaw, Lakota, and other tribes of Native Americans can generally agree these days, the government is fucked up..

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

I'm pretty sure most people other than those in government or corporations can agree the government is fucked up

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Shit sign me up, long as we can go to one of those third world countries. You know the ones with free healthcare and a liveable wage.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Ah I see you like the idea of England then 🔥🔥 💯

Nah seriously though, if someone paid me off to GTF somewhere warm and slightly less comfortable, i'd be all over that like a cheap suit.

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[–] [email protected] 246 points 8 months ago (4 children)

That level of irony should be illegal

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

As soon as you say some bullshit like that? Chair to the face.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So should the accompanying level of stupidity.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 8 months ago

Conservatives, they don't send their best and brightest.

Oh god, maybe they do.

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