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I'll just drop this here:
Kyle Rittenhouse’s Former Handler Reveals That He’s a Middle School Dropout Who Is ‘Angry With the World’
This dude isn't just your run of the mill conservative idiot, he's exceptionally stupid.
I got a 97/99 on the ASVAB and I am a fucking moron.
I believe he scored so low on the USMC entrance exam that he's never allowed to pay again. Apparently it's not easy to score so low
Here is the full transcript of Hancock’s (@DaveHan06) post on X/Twitter:
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He doesn't appear to be the only one.
What do you expect? He was defending the oppressed businesses during a riot.
What a boring fucking journalist. Imagine confidently typing "please make 8 words into 300" into chatGPT.
My dad is too, but he's 55. Guess where he puts his vote
So what I read is that TPUSA enables useful idiots.
Stop giving attention whores what they want, for fuck's sake. It's like getting mad at Facebook comments which I thought we'd all learned was useless a decade ago.
TPUSA? Toilet paper USA? Is that a shit rag or something?
Its Turning Point USA but you aren't far off.
I work for a company that can be abbreviated TPUSA and they often do. A funny thing is that they had a big banner inside the building that said "Proud to be TP"