Specimen type: Urine
How do we know he used his own urine?
this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2025
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This is as legitimate as his Path of Exile account.
Fun story time: I once got informed of a drug test for a job I'd just accepted after a weekend of hard partying. I was on prescription opiods, Adderall, and ketamine. They called Monday morning at 9 to tell me I had to piss within 4 hours. I hadn't even slept yet. I should have lit that test up like a Christmas tree for everything except thc. It came back clean. They never asked about my prescriptions. I have 2 theories. 1) they don't actually test. 2) if too many things light up, they assume it's a calibration issue.
"Indestructible!"
Odds are good it lit up and whoever it was didn't care.
"Wow, this guy's on everything and still functions! We could use someone with that stamina. PASS."
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Gosh that labs phone number is right there huh. Kinda tempted to call and ask about it, since he's made this public and all...
And they won't tell you anything because of HIPAA
Every published story with a quote from them gets them another $100k.
Books are where it's at!
Or he bought someone's piss. Ot synthetic piss. Or he diluted with Gatorade. There's a dozen ways to beat a piss test, even for poor people.
Books are where it's at!
One study published in the International Journal of Legal Medicine found that ketamine can be detected in hair up to 4 months after a single dose.11 Ketamine and its metabolites were also detected in scalp samples collected by a wet cotton swab up to 48 hours after administration of the drug. In a study of urine samples collected from hospitalized children who had received ketamine as an anesthetic, ketamine could be detected in the urine up to 11 days after drug administration and its metabolites could be detected for up to 14 days.12
https://americanaddictioncenters.org/ketamine-abuse/how-long-does-ketamine-stay-in-your-system
So he went 11 days free of ketamine?
What? Oh god no. He bought clean pee. Probably while on Special K.
This is the way my boss told me to do it to make sure I passed.
The fact that this list says there’s no ketamine in his system, makes it super suspicious.
I thought he was on record saying that he regularly takes ketamine therapeutically.
So, he's just naturally that stupid and weird?!?!
Whose pee was it?
The Lab Director's name is literally D Coy lol
Well I didn't see him piss in the cup so I refuse to believe this. We must see him pee to ensure he didn't use a bag of piss.
He apparently hires people to do other shit for him and lies about it, so I will consider this no different
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Well I for one am perfectly convinced that patient TX45788288 is clean and free of drugs. Of course, I don't really know who that is. Probably isn't Musk though. Even if it is, I'm quite sure that he could easily find someone to piss in a cup for him for a million or so. Hell, I hate the dirt bag and I would have done it for a million bucks.
Also, I would never impute the integrity of Jennifer Taylor of Fastest Labs of South Austin, but I think maybe her boss should check to see if she suddenly jumped into a new tax bracket.
I have seen enough blue mountain state to know oilchange is a thing.
Why pay a milion? Just make his kid piss in the cup, he already carries the poor thing with him everywhere.
You know how some people carry water bottles with them all the time? Same thing with musk and that kid. He just decants it when he needs fluids.
Not to mention that the drugs he's accused of abusing don't usually stay in your system for a long time.
Specifically urine. I’d love for hair and blood tests like those that get fucked by the “war on drugs” go through
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"Well, Mr. Musk, you're not on drugs but you are pregnant."
Nah probably is him, with just a teensy bit of photoshop.
June 11th, we'll have to check his tweets on that date during that time.
This is the petty internet i know and love.
Yep, the nazi deserves it.
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