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this post was submitted on 24 May 2024
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Paste is a gateway drug to eating and sniffing harder glues and possibly even epoxies.
Source: Google
It's a nice cleavage.
I've never been so turned on by Google AI
can't afford Elmer's. gotta go for the rose art
I'm afraid this meme doesn't work on the grounds that I wouldn't mind being in this situation
Being made to drink glue??
The meme. The picture behind the text.
Wait why am I snarky. You either had a brainfart or are joking.
Either way, nice.
I see you've found the glue.
My friend wants to know where this is taken from.
photographer Eugeny Hramenkov uploaded the original image
I always assumed it was from a porn movie 😅
We all did, so much so that there was a petition to make it happen: https://www.change.org/p/pornhub-com-make-an-actual-porn-of-the-milk-girls
400 signatures before it ended.
I had just posted this meme elsewhere when I got an Inbox notification for your comment saying you assumed it was from a porn movie. I was scratching my head for a minute there.
LMFAO, wouldn't it be epic if this one was from an actual porn move ?!
I've never been much of a social media user outside of reddit and lemmy and I've never had an Instagram account so maybe it's my lack of familiarity but does that page list some really unimpressive stats? The original post had "more than 3,000 likes in less than three years" and for the second Instagram post it says"Within seven months, the post gained over 4,000 likes." Do Instagram posts continue active participation for years? I felt pretty good the few times I've posted something that got thousands of likes but it's more personal achievement 'than this is going to be bigger than two broken arms".
There's no rule that says a meme can't be good just because it hasn't been circle jerked to death on reddit.
It's just aiming to report facts to provide context to the reader.
It's not trying to be impressive, just historical. All knowyourmeme pages are like that.
Yeah I think the reddit numbers are skewed though. They stopped showing the true number of upvotes a long time ago I think.
Bonk.
I want a hot Russian mommy to force feed me milk until my tummy bursts open and releases a tsunami of milky goodness down the hillside drowning everyone in its path.
First time I've wanted to upvote and downvote the same comment.
RIP :(
That's Cheems, a different dog from the doge dog that passed recently. But he also passed a few months ago. RIP.
I think most of these people are offended because you said "tummy"
...and do you want some ball torture with that, sir?
does that cost extra?
It’s free, but the safe word costs extra.
It’s Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen
Bring on the fluggegecheimen!
Flügenkuchenbolse was jetzt?
Sir this is a Wendy's
Down here in AU, Wendy's isn't a burger joint, it's a Milk bar.
This fact made it so much better!
One order of milk please
You get as much as I fucking tell you.
Shit, I clicked on the wrong Amazon wishlist.
ok