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[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (7 children)

I want a hot Russian mommy to force feed me milk until my tummy bursts open and releases a tsunami of milky goodness down the hillside drowning everyone in its path.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

First time I've wanted to upvote and downvote the same comment.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Apparently you aren't very familiar with the oeuvre of @[email protected] 😁

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

That's Cheems, a different dog from the doge dog that passed recently. But he also passed a few months ago. RIP.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

I think most of these people are offended because you said "tummy"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

...and do you want some ball torture with that, sir?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It’s free, but the safe word costs extra.

It’s Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Bring on the fluggegecheimen!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Flügenkuchenbolse was jetzt?

[–] [email protected] 71 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Down here in AU, Wendy's isn't a burger joint, it's a Milk bar.

This fact made it so much better!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

You get as much as I fucking tell you.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago

Shit, I clicked on the wrong Amazon wishlist.