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All the vibrating alarm clocks I could find do not sync with your phone, and have to be set manually. I thought about getting an Arduino, but then I will have to build the whole thing by myself. The only logical conclusion I could come up with is to get a programable vibrator. But most of them are either very expensive of look too much like a vibrator (sus).
This is the closest I got: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09NNFPHXG https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CD7FPFQ5?th=1
You can get alarms that you place under the mattress and they shake the entire bed
smart watch?
I've seen vibrating dildos that look like carrots or cucumbers. They don't look like vibrators and if you're not into butt play, they certainly would wake you up in the morning.
Bed shaking devices/deaf alarm clocks
How about a smart watch? I realise this is kind of specific but I have a Pixel 8 phone and a Pixel Watch 2. The alarms sync, and the vibration on my watch is enough to wake me up.
This is my recommendation as well. Having the alarms sync is one of my favorite things with the watch. And when you stop it on one it stops it on both.
What's the issue with just using a real vibrator? Probably easy to find and cheap.
Get a Bluetooth one and pay someone online to tip you at the time you want to wake up.
It may be that OP is hard of hearing or entirely deaf and does not need physical relaxation so much as a healthy adult sleep schedule.
Probably not, they’re common knowledge among us.
I need to wake up, without waking up everyone else (wake up around 04:00-05:00)
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
Just use a Japanese Train Conductor Bed that automatically makes you sit up!
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
What you are looking for is a "Bed shaker". These are often used by the deaf to wake up. A relatively cheap phone-connected one can be found here but it's iphone only. This one works with Android. Both use proprietary apps. The website linked was just at the top of a Google search, you can find stuff like this on Amazon as well.
I'd suggest these vibrating pads you get at some restaurants (you can pick up your order when the thing goes off). They're crazy loud. Probably still loud if you put them under your pillow.
Kinda like this: https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/JT-9303-OEM-Waterproof-Wireless-Transmitter_1600599278778.html?s=p&spm=a2706.7843667.0.0.66d34356eKubIC
I'd suggest these vibrating pads or pagers you get at some restaurants (you can pick up your order when the thing goes off). They're crazy loud. Probably still loud if you put them under your pillow.
Kinda like this: https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/JT-9303-OEM-Waterproof-Wireless-Transmitter_1600599278778.html?s=p&spm=a2706.7843667.0.0.66d34356eKubIC
If you have several hundred dollars to burn Apple has you covered. One of my favorite features of my watch honestly.
Yup. I had no idea it did that at first, so I was very surprised to find that out lol. It’s a fantastic feature to have though, and makes waking up less of a nightmare
I use a Fitbit flex 2 for that purpose. I doubt they make that model anymore, but probably make something similar. The flex 2 is just a little lozenge-shaped thing that tracks movement, can vibrate, and has a few little lights. The app let's you set alarms (you turn it off by tapping it). I also have mine set to vibrate when I get a text message or a phone call in case I'm someplace noisy and don't hear it.
Hadn't thought about using a sports watch, will try for sure. ty sir🫡
It has the feature built in. You can get one for about $50 and it works well
Isn't a phone technically a vibrating alarm clock?
Also most smart watches will provide this functionality
The vibrations aren't strong enough
A phone won't vibrate strongly enough for you? You could adjust the intensity of those you know
Nah they're right. My Xiaomi had great vibration, audible without a ringtone but my Pixel now is very weak. Definitely depends on the brand and model.
Depends where you put it.
Might be kind of difficult to get to sleep with that inside you...
Unless that's what you're into I guess...
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falling asleep is fine, getting good sleep is hard, waking up with a toy inside your now dry hole is rough
