Being named Korn is way less cringe than Kora so they did a good thing.
this post was submitted on 14 May 2024
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I wonder what the name was supposed to be?
EDIT: Oh, I missed the text at the bottom. I have a bad habit of doing that.
My birth certificate has my old name crossed out and replaced because my mum hated the way my dad pronounced it with his accent. The change is legally acceptable
What a tragedeigh...
It's Korn
A big lump with knobs
It has the juice (It has the juice)
I can't imagine a more beautiful thing (Woo)
I finally have a place for this reference! Artist Korn served as a judge on Iron Chef several times in the 1990s.
Why not Khorn?
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD BABY
The child's first words were, "Oh rah dah en dahp ooh rah daht endaht en dik ah poo ra ta teek a poo rah doo rah do dik oh mumblio dah dah dosa pa errah sa dey definitely ha to think about pa errah so ma et it heh uh uh rah nada no ob rah da sa oh rak ah you ma heh to bro rah de de eh ah is ah ra ray nah hear aned darayeah woo who rah eh pay pa do rah not to errraah!"
"Twist. Twist."
The hospital provide birth certificates on your country? Here it is the registry office and they do it with the parents present.
They serve an agent. Essentially, validating that the birth did happen.
Kind of important for citizenship.
That being said, parents are supposed to review before the send it off.
I was thinking the same thing. I'm pretty sure you need to sign the documentation after double checking what the registrar has put down. We have up to 6 weeks too to register the birth if you haven't had chance to decide on a name yet.
is the last name Flakes??
Nah, Circle??
Nope. Hole.
K. Hole
Baby korn
Order Korn
Freak on a baby leash
Any fans of The Neighborhood Listen? I think this might be one of Doug's estranged kids
The twins, Matt and All Day I Dream About Sex
They should put that little freak on a leash.
KoЯn
"My name is Kora, spelled K-O-R-N"
The n is silent, and the a is loud.
I can see I'm going blind.
Is the cat game done yet?
Edit: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1112890/Calico/
Edit 2: I don't understand the downvotes here, I just searched it and that's the link an article included