Just wait until they find out that date rape is "unlawful activity", so their sons all start getting sent .
Better start drafting that carve out for congressional family members.
this post was submitted on 11 May 2024
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So every time they had "counter protests" aka attacking people for their beliefs, they were performing unlawful activities. Meaning they should all be shipped to Gaza according to this.
Israel won't let journalists and food into the gaza, you think they're going to let a bunch of US college students in? Besides they're too old for Israel to kill.
The party of twitter trolls. Sad.
They going to send whole fraternities over when they supply alcohol to under age kids?
Doubtful, given that the fraternities have collaborated with the police in harassing and assaulting campus protesters.
A viral video circulating on X revealed that several Jewish fraternity members at Arizona State University were seen assisting police officers in throwing away ASU’s “Gaza Solidarity Encampment” materials while police arrested 69 people on Saturday
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“I don’t want to see my campus fall to divestment of donors for the actions of a few loud mouthed hamas supporters. This is America,” he continued. “I should not be told I’m not allowed on campus because of my race or religion. After traveling to Poland, the Warsaw Ghetto uprising was prevalent in my mind if only regular people had acted sooner. It’s our duty to help keep our freedoms secure. Jews should not have to feel threatened to hide on campus, when they call for ‘Jewish genocide,’ the answer was extremely clear: help the police.”
All that succeeds in doing is showing how insanely nuerotic the gee, oh pee is
So, since they're not-so-subtlely trying to murder these students, then they are saying that political violence is okie-dokie?
have you skipped the part where they're arguing that in trump's trial too
at least they're consistent... consistently violent and undemocratic, but consistent
The GOP is a literal fascist party. Political violence is their bread and butter.
Every year I respect the law less. The people in charge are using their post to play games with each other. They don't give a fuck about us.
People who don’t agree with war should go fight in a war. Am I reading this right?
Even worse: people who object to genocide should be forced to go to a war zone unarmed. And not just any war zone, one completely controlled by a fascist apartheid regime whose armed forces are deliberately targeting aid workers, healthcare workers, journalists and other unarmed people either keeping Palestinians alive, showing the world what the regime is doing, or both.
Also, wouldn't it be foolish to send a bunch of angry young people to the country that they are supporting?
Seems like that would make it extra easy for Hamas to recruit American students, especially after they get to experience the horror first hand.
Foreign volunteers are restricted from entering Gaza. If we are allowed to bring supplies, it may not be a bad idea. I wouldn't mind getting send there, I have no other way of sneaking in.
Ordinarily, I'd agree with you, but the IDF is intentionally targeting aid workers, so even if they let you in, they may well murder you for trying to help save Palestinian lives.
Not saying that you shouldn't still help if you're willing to risk your life to save lives, just that you REALLY need to know what you're signing up for and that forcing anyone to is ABSOLUTELY cruel and unusual punishment and almost definitely itself a war crime.
Pretty sure there are some rules about not forcibly relocating US citizens to foreign war zones. Ah, who am I kidding, rules don't apply to the GOP anymore.
The ICC in The Hague will probably bar tha- what? they don't recognise that court? Oh well.
Good luck over there.
At the same time, when these assholes take to the streets...
"Don't tread on me! Muh freedum!"
Stupid motherfuckers that they are in their factory-default state, and they only get worse from there, not better.
What if I make a 20 million people protest?
We need a similar bill that would send anyone convicted of unlawful activity in the US Capital since January 5th of 2021 to Siberia.
Send them to Somalia, where they can experience a truly small government country with very conservative social views.
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