This is easy. Google “miralax colonoscopy prep solution”
Enjoy!
this post was submitted on 11 May 2024
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Hairbo sugar free gummy bears
They said 2-6 hrs. Not 2-6 min
Just wait 2 hours before eating.
Is there a taco bell near you?
he said 2 hrs not 2 minutes
Just take laxatives 30 minutes prior to needing to shit your pants?
are you trying to get someone to break off with you?
Sprite and magnesium citrate. A dose takes about 30 minutes to work, so if you dilute it in a 20 ounce bottle it should hit at about the 2 hour mark depending on how your body reacts.
I lost 7.5 lbs in one night due to that stuff. I went to the doctor because I kept having diarrhea. Turns out I was so constipated the only thing that could make its way out was liquid. I drank a bottle of that stuff and 45 minutes later...well...you know that one scene from Dumb and Dumber? Yeah, that was me for like an hour and half straight.
Hopefully the shortage isn't still going on. There was a huge shortage a couple years ago and I couldn't get it anywhere. Had to resort to an enema to prep for my surgery.
My local Walmart has it for $1.47 in grape, cherry, and lemon. Looks like Walgreens has it too!
Don't get the lemon. It's way too strong of a flavor lmao
This is the stuff to use, but I don't think diluting will work like this. I recommend taking it, with a bit of sprite 30 minutes before showtime.
Stay hydrated!
You should ask Ted Nugent, he is an expert
I'm very glad that him being a pants shitting draft dodger, and later bragging about how great of a special forces guy he would have been is general knowledge.
Heh, a worldwide known fact. I am Dutch but when I read 'shit + pants' the answer always be that crusty pants mf.
Improperly cooked eggs or chicken can help
Depends on where you live, that could literally kill you. Salmonella are no joke.
100% Salmonella ain't no joke!
Very potentially deadly! I've had it once, got lucky and only went half crazy and bleeding a bit from the inside and out...
Got food poisoning from an undercooked egg last week. Literally became a human fountain on BOTH ENDS, at the SAME TIME!! Never felt so...... empty inside, literally.
Thanks God it's not salmonella even though it dragged me halfway to hell. If salmonella is worse than that, I wouldn't wish it for my worst enemies.
I initially misread the question as, if I was to shit my pants in 2 to 6 hours, how/where should I do it. Optimally, for maximum impact, probably on TV at a major event.
Lookup "colon cleansing".
Mainline dysentery infected blood
Eat a bag of sugar-free gummy bears or a half gallon of sugar-free ice cream. Another option as one other comment mentioned are those unregulated asian slimming teas that have questionable ingredients. The safest and most practical solution is a laxative used for colonoscopy prep.
Sugar free gummy bears will make you shit your pants in 2 hours. And in 3 hours. And in 4 hours. Etc.
We found the villain to the no-poop-for-three-days story
Eat a large bucket of KFC and try your hardest? I love chicken rolled in bread -> deepfried as much as the next sane earthican, but man does my digestive system hate it with a furious burning passie.
Who are you try to make shit themself while in / over international waters?
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