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I remember the founder guy going on prime time TV and lying about having way above the limit of cancer causing chemicals in their flooring.

That was almost ten years ago. Good riddance.

My Pa used to say, it doesn't cost more to go first class, you just pay a little longer.

He wasn't good at math, but he was good at life.

Yes. It appears I responded to the wrong comment. I was pointing out they misspelled Cavalry on the Atlas Obscura map.

Calvary?

So it only costs $365 a year to survive in America. Neat.

Minus Tirtih

Vorshtein?

It's almost certainly Heinz, and in no permutation you cannot find everywhere else in the world.

Pasta and ketchup is a common meal in Paris according to the one French Netflix show I watched where they ate it and never commented about how absurd it is.

Only your mom, grandma or auntie will ever call you a little gem.

If they haven't, I'll just say now you're a lil' gem.

Wise guys. Nice.

Sounds like every yard between Cumberland and Keyser, to me.