It would be interesting to see the modifications made over time that resulted in this fucking monstrosity.
Nobody would actually design a house like that.
this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2024
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This looks like something one would build in Minecraft in the first base.
Now that's a great way to sprain your ankle.
I thought it was a Doom map at first
myhouse.wad energy
This is maddening to look at. Motion to install wall railing and leave that light on at all times.
After growing up in a house like this, a straight flat hallway gets me every time.
As in you like them or you're fucked up by them?
Yes, pretty much.
That stairwell off to the right seems to be at such a shallow angle they could have just made a flat hallway and used slightly steeper steps.
This looks like some shit i'd build in the first night in minecraft when i run out of stair blocks.
Prosecutor: Did you know your spouse was chronically clumsy when you moved into this home?
Defendant: YOU'VE GOT NOTHING ON ME
I never mind a nice thump fuck in the night
Why isn't this illegal. Why isn't anything that has to do with houses illegal.
Could rent that place to medical schools to teach their students how to treat twisted ankles.
Might as well extend the steps so that they touch each other. It would no longer have a platform there, but it would be easier to climb. You would have a step ledge, but it's already a crap situation.
You would have a step ledge
What are you doing step ledge? 🤭
A dollar says your sketch is the first drawn plan of this project.
I mean personally I fail to see how this whole… thing… is better than like.. adding a half inch or whatever to each of the stair rises in the flight on the way up.. as long as it doesn’t surpass 7 3/4 inch per-stair rise, which I imagine this doesn't come close to just by the way it looks, you could probably kill a lot of that weirdness with just super basic alterations..
No, I think this hazard was a conscious decision, or at least the architect who drew it up sucks.
I’m surprised it meets code tho, tbh. This is just begging someone to tumble down the stairs in the middle of the night.
You don't want to change the height of stairs
Could even be caused by code - complying with current code only applies to things you change.
For example, maybe the stairs were in a bad place so someone moved them (I briefly considered that). Now the stairs need to comply with code, such as maximum steepness. How do you make that fit? The right way probably involves expensive structural mods (or having just said no), so this is the contractor making it fit “affordable”
Fuck it, make it a smooth funnel
What the fuck
I think someone extended their house, but didn’t plan the flooring in the original design
most horrifying thing is the bathroom being at the top of a flight of (carpeted) stairs
At least they are carpeted
This is what happens when you don't plan your Minecraft house right
When I'm dreaming the architecture has a lot of features like this. Check out images of Jiufen in Taiwan for some next level stairs
Okay who let the Tzeench cultists use construction tools, only Khornates are allowed to use them after the Leman Russ incident.
I feel like I saw this hallway on McMansion Hell
At this point, why would you want that double height step when walking to the bathroom from the hallway?
Just to, you know, keep things interesting.
"I paid for the little half chub step, I'm gonna use the little half chub step"
- the guy who built that, probably, before taking another hit from the meth gravity bong
I am Darkwing Duck!
when there's trouble you call D W [bass slapping]
Reminds me of when my build in Minecraft doesn't quite line up as I had imagined and I'm too lazy to fix it. Guess that happens in real life, too.
Into a bathroom no less!!
This is legit cool
Local safety regulations require a breathalyzer test before you're allowed upstairs.
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