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Tesla Cybertruck turns into world's most expensive brick after car wash (www.theregister.com)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Bulletproof? Is it waterproof? Ts&Cs say: 'Failure to put Cybertruck in Car Wash Mode may result in damage'

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[–] [email protected] 85 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Carwash mode? U wot M8?

🤣😂.... God bless these clowns for making me laugh.

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 8 months ago

"You wouldn't wash a car!"

[–] [email protected] 71 points 8 months ago (3 children)

"world's most expensive brick"

Even this insult gives the Cybertruck too much credit. That piece of shit isn't worth anywhere near as much as the actual world's most expensive brick: a standard 400-troy-ounce gold brick, for instance, is worth about $930K today.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

The largest one is 15 million dollars O⁠_⁠o

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (5 children)

This is nothing new from Tesla. My parents have a Model 3 and they can't use a car wash at all with it. Hand wash only.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Appropriate, since I always reflexively start doing the Hand Wash gesture every time I see one.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

And 9 cameras you have to consent to using. Total and utter crap.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I make sure to spread my butthole to each and every one of them while it starts up. It’s my morning ritual