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Bulletproof? Is it waterproof? Ts&Cs say: 'Failure to put Cybertruck in Car Wash Mode may result in damage'

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Reminds me when foldable smartphones first came out. If you touched them wrong the screen got fucked.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago

It was an expensive brick before the car wash, too.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Can we just say that Cybertruck is basically a sum of everything wrong with right wing wackos?

"Look at me, I'm a badass, driving around in a badass vehicle, unlike you filthy libruls. ... Aww shucks! There's road salt! And my accelerator pedal just fell off wtf. ...OH NO! A LITTLE WATER TOO! Anything but that!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm amused that liberals bash Tesla for being a conservative virtue signaler by extension of Elon, while conservatives bash Tesla for being an EV virtue signal for liberal tree huggers.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

And this, right here, is why Tesla's stock price is down 50% from its all time high.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

The craziest thing is it was already overvalued, Elon got "forced" into selling at peak, and then tanked the company he bought with it too. Just unreal clown behavior.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

It's still massively overvalued now. Just compare their market cap to any other major car manufacturer.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Oh no, WATER, how did they know it was one of my many, many weaknesses!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

You couldn't have predicted that with such a large amount of the planet being covered in it. /s

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is truly the Signs of automobiles

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I haven't seen Maddox in years! That was a memory trip.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Gold bricks are worth like $750k so its definitely not the most expensive brick.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, but someone is gonna buy that gold off you as it holds value , not sure who they'll be able to trick into taking it off their hands as it'll be worth a sack of potatoes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

People pay money for actual bricks, I say we stop this brick-shaming.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You’re telling me gold doesn’t immediately diminish in value after you move it a few feet from where you purchased it?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm going to blow your mind: it's also capable of being run through a car wash.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Woah. Move over, Mercedes, Audi…other luxury car companies…FERRARI! That’s one.

From now on, I only drive Gold.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Found another article analysing this incident and how unlikey it is that the car wash itself caused the screen brick and that Tesla screens generally can run somtimes into those errors and resetting it ususally worked in other Teslas: https://cleantechnica.com/2024/04/18/whats-going-on-with-the-tesla-cybertruck-that-wouldnt-work-after-a-car-wash/

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

So Cybertruck goes 100% Elon now? ... turns into world's most expensive brick ...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago
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