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nah, this is just the appetizer to a big bowl of pasta made out of antimatter.
Deliciously ever-hot orange pie
It is for sure delicious, but those who tested, never said it
This whole image is metal as fuck \m/
What would happen if you played hockey with that?
The ice melts.
And you get cancer
That's plutonium. You would die of radiation poisoning long before you could ever even come close to developing cancer.
A lot of people get cancer already and ice also already melts all the time so I don't see why this is so special
Yes, it does look delicious.
But I can't help but think about this being the consequences of dying everything we eat unholy colors. Maybe radioactive material wouldn't be so tasty looking if we didn't give kids candy that looks like radioactive material.
Counterpoint: fruit
I mean, you can heat any old rock & make it look like that ... what I'm saying is that every rock, when heated to 500+°C, will gain delicious orange flavour, but scientists don't want you to know that!!
I wanna taste that blue Cherenkov tang
Evidently plutonium just tastes metallic. And radium is flavorless.
What I'm saying is people have tasted these things.
I think it was when we got to toxic metals and radioactive elements that chemists where forced to stop tasting their discoveries.
I hope it went: Safety person: Hey! Stop tasting any elements or new molecules. It's been getting people severely sick or killed!
Chemist: "Ugh, fine, but ima bitch about it the whole time"
I can still huff them though, right? How else will I know when my reaction is done?
I believe the guy who tasted plutonium did so accidentally when the powder got in his mouth. The metallic taste probably has something to do with how radioactive it is.
Or the fact that it’s, y’know, a metal
idk man. the tins I'm drinking out of don't really 'taste metallic', whereas when I got shot up with radioactive elements, I definitely described it as "having a metallic taste in my mouth".
(Oh and the answer is 'radiology' — shooting people up with radioactive elements is literally everyday stuff. There's a whole branch of medicine about it; "nuclear medicine.")
The food colouring they add to the orange juice (from those pods) makes it actually taste better!
You only get one chance to find out!
What do the dots taste like?
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