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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Mmmm love me some anus pudding

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I'd tongue-fuck that bad boy.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

It's afraid. IT'S AFRAID!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

What's a potfuck??

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

What's wrong baby? You didn't even touch the prolapse cake...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Your Sunday potlussy

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ah nothing quite like a cummy asshole for dessert.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

The santorum cake, very popular right now

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

She knows what she's doing.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Oh lawd y'all better eat that now before it molts and enters the pupal stage, because that's when it feeds.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Earmarking this for an office potluck idea

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

"Oh no, don't look at me like Auntie Griselda!"

[–] [email protected] 55 points 6 months ago (6 children)

It's weird these jello things are "salads" in the US.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Salads are just cold foods chopped up and mixed together with some kind of dressing. I.e. fruit salad, caprese salad, egg/chicken/tuna salad, etc.

Using gelatin as the "dressing" is a regional thing. This would be called strawberry cumfart jello here, not strawberry cumfart salad.

I also think only very old people still eat this shit. Gelatin in general is much less popular among young people, who want their food to vaguely resemble food.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"Salad" doesn't mean healthy, it just means "item + goo." Sometimes it's veggies and dressing. Sometimes it's fruit and their own juices. Ham, tuna, egg or chicken salad is just those items plus mayo. Add relish, celery and onions if you're fancy. Sweet jello salads are jello chunks mixed with cool whip, fruit and nuts if you're fancy. In a savory jello salad the jello is the goo and random bits of what ever veg and/or meat was in the fridge are the item.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"Salad" doesn't mean healthy, it just means "item + goo

Yeah apparently we're using very different definitions on this side of the Atlantic.

a cold dish of various mixtures of raw or cooked vegetables, usually seasoned with oil, vinegar, or other dressing and sometimes accompanied by meat, fish, or other ingredients.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

The Midwest US is pretty well known for their "salads" of whatever the fuck gelatinous mess they want to throw together. It's a loose definition of salad.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I mean, they're only calories, not much else. Why would you eat that as main dish?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

What...?

My problem isn't whether it's s main dish or not (and are you not aware salads can be main dishes?), my problem is that it's sugary jell-o in cake form. Sort of the opposite of a salad.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

~~Probably something to do with the great depression and needing to make cheap foods interesting~~

Something to do with women having to make things look less lazy/not just serving ready made things, and like they put work into making food in the post ww1 period. Recipe books tended to have the crazier stuff trying to get you to use more of their other products

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

I think people forget how much MRE style preserved food drove the nation for a bit and why a lot of good cooking was lost for a period.

Than maximalist cooking using all theass produced food followed and it's all atrocities for a while.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

My great aunt put them on a bed of lettuce with a layer or cottage cheese.

We didn’t touch them either and always laughed at calling them salads too.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

We used to have a jello mold like that, but we didn't make them with the color and texture of flesh.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Now this makes me wonder what this would look like if this was made with jello like the thing in the post

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Also searching for "meat baby " on Google is fun

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

because you were cowards?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

My aunt is also called Griselda

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

People into rimjobs

Mmm delicious

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Suddenly I miss my proctologist

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I heard your Proctologist lost his thermometer and then said "some asshole has my pen"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

That looks like a cervix

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago

It's fake. It looks like that so she can bring the same one to every picnic.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

I thought this was a Mystery Flesh Pit National Park post for a second.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

This is ai generated right? Like someone told chatgpt to cross a butthole with a jello right? No one would actually create something this terrible?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Maybe it was unintentional. You can't see what the topside of your jellymold will look like before it's inverted, so they could have tried for a floral pink effect and taking this picture shows they have a sense of humor about their failure.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You've clearly not been exposed to the wonders of yesteryears jello and aspic abominations

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The butthole of yesterday always seems more delicious than the one in front of you.

(Damn, sometimes I accidentally compile a random assortment of words into something so profoundly wise I scare myself)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Looks like a horror movie prop but I bet it tastes good.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

That salad better stop playin

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago