Comic Strips

these are the three personalities of my ADHD

You start off as panel 1 then as you get more drunk you turn into panel 2 and after even more drinking you're panel 4.

I've never had enough alcohol to become drunk, just slightly tipsy at best, but I always assumed it would make me sleepy.

Suddenly the music video for Korpiklaani - Man with a Plan makes a lot more sense.

They missed the "Drunk me keeps buying sober me presents from the Internet".

Then there’s the “time for coke” type of drunk that turns into all three with a pinch of murdering rage

Alcohol turns me into a very morose, mellow philosopher who thinks the world is even darker and more fucked than I think when I'm sober. It also gives me the munchies.

I thought that was supposed to be weed that did that. But I've never smoked weed, so idk. I've pretty much stopped drinking.

I have levels.

I start off with "I love everyone", wanna talk.

Then comes losing my shirt, and if encouraged, I will find a table and lose more.

After that I hit the "walk in the woods" point. Or, really, "I wanna find a nice high place to sit". Dunno why, but after a certain point, I just wanna get somewhere I can look down over a city or something. There's something magical about it. Here's all these twinkling lights, all these lives going about their night. Some going to work, some going out to get fucked up, some to get just fucked.

And there I am. My own twinkling light, out in the night. Small, insignificant, just the red glow of the cherry of a cigarette against the nothingness. For a brief moment, I am both a part of that grander light, and apart from it. Above us, all the lights in the sky, bringing it together.

I’m the first and last and occasionally the other two

Ha I've been woods guy. Found a cross in the woods and a bunch of old folding chairs, returned with one leg muddy up to the knee.

Apparently I’m surrounded by philistine alcoholics. Where my creative boozers at?

Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!

I'm the wanderer.

Terrible story, I went to a foreign city with some friends and got black out on tequila for the first and last time. Apparently I left our motel without letting anyone know to go perform urban parkour. I somehow failed to clear a 2nd floor jump and based on the imprint in my one shoe, landed entirely with my right heel. Clean break.

My phone log showed that instead of calling anyone I was with or maybe medical assistance, I tried to call my boss 3 times before giving up entirely. I only have memory of some nurses later asking if I wanted to go to a hospital, but I denied them and slept it off. Guess I was found eventually, lol.

I'm the only one that becomes very philosophical when drunk?

i saw a t-shirt in a Mexican tourist town once that said it depends on what you drink, and it explained it like this:

Beer = I'm invincible!
Whiskey = I'm invulnerable!
Tequila = I'm invisible!

Don't drink anymore, but a walk under the starlight used to be my fav. And if you've got a long walk home you're basically sober by the time you show up

I'm the "guess I'm crying now" kind of drunk.

What about the ones who get belligerent, try to fight the cops that get called than puke on the cops as they're being arrested?