Angry drunks whack af
this post was submitted on 03 Apr 2024
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All me depending on the source. LR,TB: Vodka, Gin, Beer, Mushrooms (is there a "Journey in the wood" booze? I don't know anyone that gets like that on any type, and I know a lot of drunks, maybe I just don't spend enough time near the woods)
If the drinking goes on long enough, I will go through all of these phases.
I don't see "I am smart enough to know I can't drive but dumb enough to think I can walk to Taco Bell from here"
(Not that I know anyone like that personally.)
Car dependency moment
Suffering from Taco Bell dependency too sadly :(
(again not me of course)
I get to have the novel experience of ✨being tired✨ whenever I get drunk
IME, you can overcome that by drinking more 👍
Yeah I get the 🌌being tired🌌 part too..... but then I act like an aggressive toddler who has every right to stay up past their bedtime and it goes away pretty quick
This is called getting old.
That was basically my reaction to alcohol my whole life, just get kinda eepy.
thing is: that was already a thing when i was 17, so that's just kinda how i react to alcohol
aint that the truth
I am both the first and the fourth one.
Some day we will be able to vote for a political party that represents our bodily autonomy to put what drugs we want in our own body.
Even alcohol.
We already have that autonomy when it comes to alcohol. We are not, however, as autonomous when it comes to the reactions of other people to our autonomous behaviour when under the influence of alcohol. Or any other drug for that matter.
And their reaction's existence within the law is immaterial.
That is, if you do whatever the f--k you want, don't be surprised when other people do whatever the f--k they want when they react to whatever the f--k it is you're doing.
If you're lucky, they'll complement (possibly also compliment, but complement is intended) what you're doing.
If not, expect pain.
Then there is me, alone in the basement, surrounded by 270 empty beer cans about to open my last 30 case of Bush light.
I've got Bush... 👀... and Busch Light.
Do you need help, my guy?
It's fine, bud light is good for staying hydrated
one time I blacked out and woke up to a spotlessly clean kitchen and a loaf of perfectly baked rosemary bread. I didn't even have rosemary
You ever wake up from the best sleep of your life and think:
"Uhoh... the OVEN."
My wife came home a few nights ago and I was already in bed, I heard her starting a meal in the microwave, not unusual. Next day I see the time on the microwave was 43:57, and the meal was still in there. Real glad she didn't press start. She has no clue what time she was trying to enter. I like to theorize, due to the arrangement of numbers, she just punched the num pad.
I love drinking til I go through all 3 stages
And sometimes you get to try out all of them! In one night!
Oh. Oh, man. I'm not the only one....
(#4)