This is the hardest not the onion thing I have ever seen.
The title of the festival. 🤣🤣🤣 I'm fucking dying here. Holy shit.
I spent a summer once in Idaho in my early youth. Hard to describe anything there in terms of "awesome" unless it's beer gut.
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He also said he received death threats for his views about what he called the "overt sexuality" he sees in Pride events and people who identify as LGBTQ+.
The Old State Saloon has hosted various events, including "Beers for Breeders" gatherings.
My how the turn tables.
I'm a cis white male, but I'll suck some dick to protest this bullshit.
Check dm's
Oddly enough this IS on my bingo card for today.
That whole article is infuriating... WHAT WAS THE SONG!!
but seriously, this article paints such a sad sad picture for them
The festival, which drew roughly 30 to 50 people at any given time on both Friday and Saturday (at a park...in the state capitol.... it was just people wandering around wondering wtf was going on lol)
"He sang a song with lyrics that go against our values," Fitzpatrick said... "This is yet another example of lies and deceptions from the Pride community. That’s what they are: liars and deceivers. They do it to victimize children. It’s pathetic and evil."
like, ffs. That was such an insane comment to make after someone sings a song you don't like, but then you find out the rest of his "events"
various events, including "Beers for Breeders" gatherings, Conspiracy Theory Trivia Night, where patrons can win an AR-15 rifle, Christian singles events, Bible study sessions, and gatherings for flat-earthers.
I hoping it was Frankie Goes to Hollywood - Relax
I rather enjoyed the song
Why are they trying so hard?
Because they're HAF as fun so they gotta compensate.
Can someone check if the active number of hinge users went up during this event?
Why Hinge? Are you thinking of Grindr?
Also, dozens of people isn't enough to make a significant blip.
It might be in Idaho. That's like 1/5 of Boise.
I can't imagine those heterosexuals. They're probably fucking right now. Disgusting!
Hey, we're just normal people trying to live our lives! Don't judge us!
Don't lie, I've seen the pornos on porn hub. I even know of all the sexual clubs you guys have. I can't believe they let you guys have babies. You guys are Lewed! Totally. Even at work I know everyone is totally naked underneath.
Why are you such a bigot? I didn't choose to be born the way I am!
Fine. I guess I can accept you all. But a handshake is close enough. Don't be tricking me into a hug. I know what you guys are packing.
"Dozens"
LOL
I can recommend the whole album that track comes from, too. It rocks just as hard as this. Maybe this is more to their hetero tastes.
I GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU!
AT THE GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR!
I wonder what song it was
I bet Grindr crashed from all the extra traffic.
Yeah all of the two dozen people
It's not a very well made app, so that's still believable.
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