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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Pakistan is playing some 5-D chess, here. Butter up the raging narcissist by flattering his ego, in the hopes that he backs down on Iran or risks losing his Nobel prize nomination.

Smart. He actually might fall for it.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd like to nominate him for 20 years in prison.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (8 children)

The Nobel Peace prize really is the turd of all medals

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (4 children)

“They’re dying, Russians and Ukrainians. I want them to stop dying. And I’ll have that done — I’ll have that done in 24 hours.” -Trump, May 2023

When a leader in any capacity promises something, you expect them to deliver.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I sincerely hope once this fucker keels over we never have to hear from him again.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think this to myself sometimes too but then I realize some other shit stain will take his place.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

They've got that ass-kissing down now, don't they!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

I nominate him from the biggest diaper filler.

[–] [email protected] 104 points 1 week ago (4 children)

This is the worse timeline ever

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Not sure if worst, but quite likely the stupidest. I'm no genius myself, but the amount of utter (and aggressive!) stupidity that surrounds us is so exhausting...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I really dislike that so many people in this timeline don't know or can't see the difference between worse and worst.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nominations don't really mean anything.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

The subtext behind Pakistan doing it, and doing it now, is to try and bait Trump away from getting involved with Pakistan's ally: Iran.

If Trump does anything to Iran, Pakistan is going to make a big fuss about doubling-back on their nomination.

Does the nomination mean anything? No. Is he going to get the award? No. It's entirely a diplomatic maneuver for a very specific goal of keeping the US out of Iran.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Actual medals don't mean much anymore either.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I am desperately trying to find the portal out of here

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