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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

If anyone is experiencing penis gluttony,, hit me up.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Penis sloth

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Penis... avarice?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I have penis apathy.

Any penis gluttons who need an extra lmk

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Penis gluttony

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

And I immediately think “the mushroom strain?”

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Definitely met some folk with penis gluttony

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Where, out of curiosity? Asking for a friend. My friend is a penis.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm a very friendly person for an average of 3 to 4 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Just going to town on them like the cookie monster

[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Lust ✅

Gluttony ✅

Wrath ✅

Pride ✅

Sloth ✅

Greed ✅

Yeah, checks out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wrath: that's just pp bdsm.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Or certain transphobic acts of violence.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Of which a lot fall under the penis lust too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

In this case what makes lust, gluttony and greed different?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Tbh you can reframe all of them as just different flavors of greed

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Gluttony: I desire all the penises and will waste them garishly on myself in excess in all sorts of ways.

Greed: I must own and control all the penises.

Lust: I desire penises above all else and want them to fuck me specifically.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Where can I find someone with penis greed?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Greed: penis hoarder.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

My friends know about this account, so I’ve said too much already.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

i'm gonna need you to define what it is to be penis sloth

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Penis sloth: specialised tendons that lock into place give them the power to hang on for long periods of time without wasting any energy, even while sleeping.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

Erectile disfunction?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A pissing in bottles because you're too lazy to leave your chair.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

yes, yes this is penis sloth

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Fullmetal Penis Brotherhood

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

That's just metalhead bros.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

There must be interesting opinions about what would be equivalent exchange.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Bottom surgery

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Taking turns topping, obviously.