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[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Lust ✅

Gluttony ✅

Wrath ✅

Pride ✅

Sloth ✅

Greed ✅

Yeah, checks out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Or certain transphobic acts of violence.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Of which a lot fall under the penis lust too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

In this case what makes lust, gluttony and greed different?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Tbh you can reframe all of them as just different flavors of greed

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Gluttony: I desire all the penises and will waste them garishly on myself in excess in all sorts of ways.

Greed: I must own and control all the penises.

Lust: I desire penises above all else and want them to fuck me specifically.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Where can I find someone with penis greed?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Greed: penis hoarder.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

My friends know about this account, so I’ve said too much already.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

i'm gonna need you to define what it is to be penis sloth

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Penis sloth: specialised tendons that lock into place give them the power to hang on for long periods of time without wasting any energy, even while sleeping.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

Erectile disfunction?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A pissing in bottles because you're too lazy to leave your chair.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

yes, yes this is penis sloth

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

That's just metalhead bros.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

There must be interesting opinions about what would be equivalent exchange.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Bottom surgery

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Taking turns topping, obviously.